Best 266 of Ice cream quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ana Claudia Antunes

A dessert to a deserter in the desert burst, "You trust your thirst. And you are too hot! You scream for ice cream. And believe it or not, I may not be your first. But I might be your lust! Give it a shot...

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sammy Nelson

They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat

By Anonym 19 Sep

Matthew Amster-burton

The most obvious difference between Japanese and American ice cream bars is that if the Japanese bar promises something crispy, it will damn well be crispy. The Haagen-Dazs Crispy Sandwich, for example, is a slim bar of ice cream between two delicate wafers. How do they keep the wafers from getting soggy? Is it a layer of shellac? Maybe it's best not to ask. Crepes, soft but not mushy, are also a frequent player in ice cream bars. Near the end of the month I discovered my single favorite ice cream treat, the Black Thunder bar, a chocolate ice cream bar on a stick filled with crunchy chocolate cookie chunks. I also tried its sister product, the vanilla White Thunder, but in the immortal words of Wesley Snipes:always bet on Black Thunder. Iris and I also became mildly obsessed with Zachrich, a triangular Choco Taco-like bar that looked like a run-over sugar cone, coated with chocolate on the inside and filled with mint ice cream. And Iris often selected Coolish, a foil canteen of soft-serve that you warm with your hands until it's just melted enough to suck out through the spout. (All of these names, incidentally, are in English; I'm not translating them).

By Anonym 13 Sep

Yoko Ono

All wishes create an upswing line when it is manifested. Therefore, together, it becomes an incredible upswing of power, whatever you wished. Of course, the more high level wishes, which covers the whole human race is stronger than wishing for getting ice cream for your dessert!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Susanna Kaysen

The floor of ice cream parlor bothered me. It was black-and-white checkboard tile, bigger than supermarket checkboard. If I looked only at a white square, I would be all right, but it was hard to ignore the black squares that surrounded the white ones. The contrast got under my skin. The floor meant yes, no, this, that, up, down, day, night -all the indecisions and opposites that were bad enough in life without having them spelled out for you on the floor.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Marguerite Moreau

The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Adrian Peterson

Thankfully, I'm lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I've got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Susan Magsamen

Here is a good joke. The little boy walks into an ice cream store, He asks for a sundae with extra hot fudge sauce. 'I'm sorry." says tje ice cream man. "Hot fudge only comes in one temperature." Mark, Florida

By Anonym 14 Sep

Tori Amos

Me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Daniel Gilbert

I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and around the margins. You like peach ice cream; I like strawberry ice cream. Both of us like ice cream much better than a smack on the head with two-by-four.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jessica Simpson

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Arsene Wenger

I think in England you eat too much sugar and meat and not enough vegetables.

By Anonym 15 Sep

O. Winston Link

You can show me some stick ice cream and I can tell you if it's good or not just looking at it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Christopher Jones

The saying "the cherry on top" is only a good metaphor if the person listening or reading actually likes cherries on top of their ice cream.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ben Cohen

Never trust a skinny ice cream man.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jack Nicklaus

If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll sneak into the refrigerator at night and take two or three bites and put it back. Butter pecan. Only two or three bites, but it shows.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lauren Oliver

No guy in his right mind would ever choose me when there are people like Hana in the world: It would be like settling for a stale cookie when what you really want is a big bowl of ice cream, whipped cream and cherries and chocolate sprinkles included.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bobby H. Barbee

Do you have any bald ice cream?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Suzy Kassem

We grew up on the same street, You and me. We went to the same schools, Rode the same bus, Had the same friends, And even shared spaghetti With each other's families. And though our roots belong to The same tree, Our branches have grown In different directions. Our tree, Now resembles a thousand Other trees In a sea of a trillion Other trees With parallel destinies And similar dreams. You cannot envy the branch That grows bigger From the same seed, And you cannot Blame it on the sun's direction. But you still compare us, As if we're still those two Kids at the park Slurping down slushies and Eating ice cream. Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun (2010)

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rachel Nichols

I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jennifer Hudson

It's not a diet, it's a way of life that teaches you better skills. For years, I felt like I could never have ice cream, but now I can eat ice cream occasionally!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Lee Goldberg

Of course, that rationalization didn't work at all. It would have helped if I'd had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat that the same time. I've learned that self-delusion is much easier when there's something sweet in your mouth.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Hal Porter

The Australian form of self-respect, however rough-and-ready, heart-of-gold, come-and-take-pot-luck-with-us, and matily extrovert it is, essentially, genteel, ingrowing, self-pitying, vanilla-ice-cream hearted, its central fear a fear of intellect.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alison Sweeney

If you're sitting in front of the TV, you can't have ice cream. But if you're running around all day, then yeah, you can.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Willis

Under present conditions, people are preoccupied with consumer goods not because they are brainwashed but because buying is the one pleasurable activity not only permitted but actively encouraged by our rulers. The pleasure of eating an ice cream cone may be minor compared to the pleasure of meaningful, autonomous work, but the former is easily available and the latter is not. A poor family would undoubtedly rather have a decent apartment than a new TV, but since they are unlikely to get the apartment, what is to be gained by not getting the TV?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Brian Regan

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Boman Irani

Chilli ice cream doesn't taste bad. But I wouldn't eat it again.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dan Fogler

I used to have this fantasy when I was growing up where Princess Leia would be in the slave Leia costume and she would be in a vat of Breyer's ice cream. A recurring dream where I would eat my way to her.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Cat Cora

I've been experimenting more and more with LN2, liquid nitrogen. I've used it in battle on 'Iron Chef America,' but have also made some great ice creams at home for my family. Since it freezes basically on contact, you can have ice cream ready in mere minutes.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sheena Iyengar

You know, or three kinds of ice cream bars and you'd see this and like this... okay they could clearly benefit from some more choices and I remember having these discussions with the Japanese because they you know they often like to go to Hawaii for vacation because it was definitely much cheaper for them and I would ask them, "So when you go to Hawaii, you know do eat all these other things?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Emily Dickinson

I hope you're very careful working, eating and drinking when the heat is so great--there are temptations there which at home you are free from--beware the juicy fruits, and the cooling ades, and cordials, and do not eat ice-cream, it is so very dangerous.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Willie Aames

They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Greg Proops

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bruno Maag

If you think of ice cream, it (Helvetica) is a cheap, nasty, supermarket brand made of water, substitutes and vegetable fats. The texture is wrong and it leaves a little bit of a funny aftertaste.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jeffrey Steingarten

Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Joe Torre

Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kate Upton

I never deprive myself. If I'm craving something once a week, then Ill go have it Ice cream or whatever, I just eat the foods I like.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Susanna Kaysen

I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow

Luckily, my children love broccoli, and although we sometimes enter into UN-like negotiations about how many 'trees' they need to eat before they can partake of ice cream, it is a vegetable that they tend to embrace.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Irving

Newspapers are even worse for me than ice cream; headlines, and the big issues that generate the headlines, are pure fat.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Cm Punk

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Saina Nehwal

After I win a match, I celebrate it by having an ice cream.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rick James

I love marijuana - Mary Jane - and you can print that! I smoke it every day and it's the greatest thing since ice cream and I'm not afraid to say it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jerry Greenfield

Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Brigid Berlin

I order everything in. I won't save anything until later. I won't have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don't trust myself with it at night. I'd be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Don Young

There's nothing pretty about ice. Ice grows nothing. But we've got this in our minds that we've got to make everything cold.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chelsea Handler

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jennifer Love Hewitt

New clothes are a great way to deal after a breakup. A good mix CD also helps you get through it and... you know, 72 hours of ice cream.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Louise Rennison

I am not an ice cream come! I am a human being!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richelle Mead

Ask about our daily ice cream special.