Best 317 of Laugh quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Suzy Kassem

It is very normal for one ugly weed to not want to stand alone.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Ellen K. Wookey

We never know what a day will bring us, but one thing we do know is that every morning we can wake up, smile and hope for the best. SMILE IT'S A NEW DAY

By Anonym 18 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

The first time I heard you laugh, I only wanted to say funny things so you would always be laughing. You know what happens to chocolate when you leave it out in the sun? I’m that unfortunate chocolate and you, you are the laughing sun. For this reason, I am offering myself to you not as a martyr or some selfless fool, but as a self-indulgent moth who actively pursues the light without much fear for the flame. The moth who revels in the heat and declares: Burn me.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Emory R. Frie

Don’t ever lose your smile. Don’t ever let anything take away the joy from your laugh. You never know when the taste of laughter on the tongue or the scent of happiness in the air might save one’s life.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sanjo Jendayi

If you love someone...tell them often. If you haven't had time for loved ones... make it. If you've been holding someone hostage through anger...free them & yourself. If someone crosses your mind...reach out. Time waits for no one. Most of us have more time behind us than we do in front of us so live, love, laugh every chance you get. Create memories that outlive you!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Colleen Af Venable

I've always been super aware that we could all die at any moment. This ceiling could fall. I could trip and land on this pen I'm holding. I could choke on my cold pasta lunch. I could be attacked by that pigeon eying me from my window sill. I could be shot...by a stranger...who lost something in their heart. Remember death is real. It's not scary. Living is the thing to care about. Don't hold grudges. Smile and make others smile as often as possible. Don't let jerks run the world.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

Smile once a while; even if life tastes like bitter bile, just file out your teeth and cheeks and take a mile of sweet smiles... Smile, make it your life's style. Decorate your face with piles of smiles!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Joy is God's smile; love is God's laughter.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Dylan Perry

I've done this sort of thing before. Not prophecies so much, but you'd be surprised how many people want to realign their ancestral lines to seem nobler, or rewrite their family history to remove more morally questionable episodes." He paused to recall a recent rewrite. "One lord wanted the murderers removed from his family line. His family was so corrupt, he ended up with three virgin births, two generations removed entirely and a lady who gave birth at the age of two. Still, no one questions it as there is evidence in the archives." Bubo smugly tapped a book. "There is one thing though, faking a prophecy in the past is easy, you already know the result. How will you make this come true in the future?" "I have someone in mind for it, but I'm not sure he'll go for it. But then prophecy is all optional anyway." Corvid looked up as if a thought had occurred to him. "I'd best go check on my man, I've not met him yet.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Joan Bauer

You got to laugh Tree, if you don't you'll cry.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Wald Wassermann

Together we are that one loving sea. That hums with love so all can be.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Charlotte Huang

She's better than Netflix.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

You will meet a lot of people in your life; some laugh with you, others will laugh at you; some will love to clean your mess, others will love to mess you up! Love all, but choose carefully the one who stays close to you forever!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mac Barnett

This was so unfunny, Steve had to laugh.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Fred Phillips Iii

Never quit on life, keep fighting your way through it.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

Start to laugh and everything will go well.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Aaron Lauritsen

Those who achieve the extraordinary are usually the most ordinary because they have nothing to prove to anybody. Be Humble.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Donna Tartt

And her laugh was enough to make you want to kick over what you were doing and follow her down the street.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Arthur Gordon

Words. Just little black marks on paper. Just sounds in the empty air. But think of the power they have! They can make you laugh or cry, love or hate, fight or run away. They can heal or hurt. They even come to look and sound like what they mean. Angry looks angry on the page. Ugly sounds ugly when you say it.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Jay Woodman

Who put the S in comic to make cosmic? / The Self, which is the self of all beings - / choosing to disguise from themselves / that everything is just a game. // With a laugh we could turn / from all the seriousness we learned / and connect with every atom to create / breathtaking beauty with graceful ease.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

Stop blaming people for not helping you. No matter how your teacher teaches you to recite a poem, you can’t wear her smiling face to the platform. You’ve got to put that smile on your own face.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Paul Gallico

Peter thought that he had noticed the shine of tears in her eyes, though of course it couldn't be so, since he had never heard of cats shedding tears. It was only later he was to learn that they could both laugh and cry.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Giovannie De Sadeleer

Remember that the sun always shines even after stormy days.

By Anonym 16 Sep

James Patterson

If you're going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now...Things are almost never as bad as they first seem. Loosen up, girlfriend... you could giggle more in real life.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Meg Waite Clayton

Bertrand made me laugh. I suppose he was the first man who really did, and if there is anything better than a man that makes you laugh, I don't know what it is.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Wyatt B. Pringle

God has humorous moments with you, yet they are never at your displeasure. (08/25/2019)

By Anonym 15 Sep

Cecily White

As my laughter faded, he shot me an amused glance. "You should laugh more often. It's far less nauseating than your speaking voice." "That may be the nicest thing you've ever said to me." "Don't let it go to your head.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Waheed Khan

If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans...

By Anonym 18 Sep

Anne Bishop

The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deon Meyer

Ik wilde haar weer horen lachen. Sterker nog: ik wilde de lach uit haar tevoorschijn toveren, ik wilde de reden zijn waarom die melodie gespeeld werd, want het was de klank van geluk, van tevredenheid, van alles wat goed en mooi was in de wereld.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jack Kerouac

E anche se aveva problemi di lavoro e una storia infelice con una donna dalla lingua lunga, almeno aveva imparato a ridere meglio di chiunque altro al mondo.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Aaron Lauritsen

The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Richard Brautigan

She had a beautiful laugh which was like rain water pouring over daffodils made from silver.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Genereux Philip

Don’t get shitty when I treat you as you are, a casual acquaintance

By Anonym 17 Sep

Abhishek Kumar

Love more, hurt less. Laugh more, cry less. Live more, worry less. Give more, take less. Hug more, fight less. And most important.. Remember that we are all one! We are love! I LOVE YOU ALL!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Tara Estacaan

They who laugh the hardest are the same ones who have fought the toughest. The winner, though fraught with scars stands alone, wholly victorious.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Amanda Mccabe

He laughed and it sounded startled and a bit rusty, as if he didn't do that very often.

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. D. Posey

Comfort yields complacency. Break free.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Giorge Leedy

BE REAL Bring it on- And let truth be my existence. Value my life- And tell me like it is. Bark at me when I'm wrong- And hug me when I'm right. Praise me if I succeed- And tell me if I fail. Laugh at me if you think I'm funny- And wink at me if you think I'm cute. Yell at me if I ever hurt you- And scold me if I'm ever bad. Keep things real with me, Because I want to be alive, I want my world to be real- And I want to see your spirit. I want to hear you breathe- And I want to know how you feel. Don’t waste my time with insincerities. Keep my world real.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Aaron Lauritsen

The freedom of the open road is seductive, serendipitous and absolutely liberating.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Ayn Rand

The capacity for unclouded enjoyment, she thought, does not belong to irresponsible fools; an inviolate peace of spirit is not the achievement of a drifter; to be able to laugh like that is the end result of the most profound, most solemn thinking.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Ross Thomas

The laugh came then, a marvelous honking hoorah so infectious that Dill felt it should be quarantined.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Jodi Picoult

When they laugh, it sounds like confetti.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Bill Bryson

People don't talk like this, theytalklikethis. Syllables, words, sentences run together like a watercolor left in the rain. To understand what anyone is saying to us we must separate these noises into words and the words into sentences so that we might in our turn issue a stream of mixed sounds in response. If what we say is suitably apt and amusing, the listener will show his delight by emitting a series of uncontrolled high-pitched noises, accompanied by sharp intakes of breath of the sort normally associated with a seizure or heart failure. And by these means we converse. Talking, when you think about it, is a very strange business indeed.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Suzy Kassem

THE FOUR HEAVENLY FOUNTAINS Laugh, I tell you And you will turn back The hands of time. Smile, I tell you And you will reflect The face of the divine. Sing, I tell you And all the angels will sing with you! Cry, I tell you And the reflections found in your pool of tears - Will remind you of the lessons of today and yesterday To guide you through the fears of tomorrow.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Olivia Sudjic

Suddenly I had to laugh. It was like realising you definitely need to projectile vomit when you thought you had it under control in some imprisoning form of public space.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Samiha Totanji

But maybe it was always about those small details you didn’t give a damn about; Your mother’s smile in the morning, your best friend’s silly piece of advice , your sister’s endless jokes and laughs, the Me time you choose to spend with your favorite books and music, or the deep conversation with that special one. Maybe this is life, this is happiness, and this is everything that ever really matters …

By Anonym 20 Sep

Nipun Varma

Working lunch is the art of gorging in five star delicacies all the while spitting out fancy business jargons