Best 24 of Smartass quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 20 Sep

Jd Robb

You’re arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law.” He lifted one amused brow. “And your point would be?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lee Child

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jessica Sorensen

Are you talking to her or me, because I just can't tell

By Anonym 16 Sep

Hugh Howey

I remind myself that if there was anything in the air that would react with my body, it would’ve reacted with the scanner. What I really want right now is a second scanner to scan this scanner.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Olivia Cunning

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

Ahh ugh.. ., you are a smartass… Twisted fuck!

By Anonym 20 Sep

M. A. George

You’re injured.” He flicks his chin at my bleeding leg. “We need to get that cleaned up.” “It’ll be fine,” I wave it off. “My mom will descend upon me with a bottle of peroxide the second I hit the door.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Melissa Lemon

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me. Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.

By Anonym 18 Sep

L. A. Casey

Shut up with the backtalk, because if I wanted lip from you, I'd sit on your face

By Anonym 15 Sep

Vann Chow

Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?” I questioned. “That would be almost like being brain dead...

By Anonym 19 Sep

Gena Showalter

We’ll call ourselves Victorious Secret and our motto will be ‘We Live to Spank You.’ Duuude. Yes! I’m basically the smartest person in the world. Ever. You in? Of course you’re in. Practice begins tomorrow.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Toba Beta

Deemed a fool is better than smartass.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Dashiell Hammett

...I guess I can put two and two together." "Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...

By Anonym 18 Sep

Jd Robb

Please, Eve, these public displays of affection must stop. I have a reputation.” “Keep it up, ace, and I’ll give you a public display of affection that’ll have you limping for a week.” “Now I'm excited.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Becky Albertalli

I listen, and it's Taylor explaining to Martin that she wasn't necessarily trying to get a gap between her thighs, but it's her metabolism, and she didn't even realize that some girls try to get the gap on purpose. Martin nods and scratches his head and looks bored. "She can't help her metabolism, Simon," Abby says. "Apparently not," Taylor may be an undercover, bully-fighting ninja, but she's still kind of awful.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Raheel Farooq

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Andrea Speed

It’s an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.” “I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Solange Nicole

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Elaine Stritch

It gets tiring being a smartass.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Catherine Lowell

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Tehereh Mafi Unravel Me

So if you're trying to play games with me, I should let you know up front that it's not going to work. "What?" I frown "what are you talking abou-" "You can't play hard to get, kid." He raises his eyebrow. "I can't even touch you. Takes 'hard to get' to a whole new level, if you know what I mean." "Oh my god," I mouth, eyes closed, shaking my head. "You are insane." He falls to his knees. "Insane for your sweet, sweet love!" "Kenji" I can't lift my eyes because I'm afraid to look around, but I'm desperate for him to stop talking. To put an entire room between us at all times. I know he's joking, but I might be the only one. "What?" he says, his voice booming around the room. "Does my love embarass you?" "Please-please get up-and lower your voice-" "Hell no." "Why not?" I'm pleading now. "Because if I lower my voice, I won't be able to hear myself speak. And that," He says, "Is my faviorite part." I can't even look at him. "Don't deny my Juliette I'm a lonely man." What is wrong with you?" "You're breaking my heart." His voice is even louder now,

By Anonym 18 Sep

Andrea Speed

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard’s head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he’d ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Toba Beta

Smartass is a latent idiot.