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By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping? Each kind has something special in it - aloe, shea butter, coconut, cocoa butter, vanilla, lemon extract. That's not lotion. That's one ingredient short of a Bundt cake.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

The song 'If I Had a Hammer' is geared toward people who don't have a hammer. Maybe before I had a hammer I thought I'd hammer in the morning and hammer in the evening. But once you get a hammer, you find you don't really hammer as much as you thought you would.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

When the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it... we need to change the message!!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

It's so much better for me to do a talk show. You still have that energy of the audience, and the audience is just as important as that guest that's sitting next to me. It's not about me and that guest exchanging energy and talking. It's about everything that's going on in that room, and they're as much a part of the show as anything. I like this better than anything I've ever done.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

My dad is still Christian Scientist. My mom's not, and I'm not. But I believe in God, and that there's a higher power and an intelligence that's bigger than us and that we can rely on. It's not just us, thinking we are the ones in control of everything. That idea gives me support.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getting rid of stuff. I'm not crazy. I also move so that I never have to wash any windows.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I'm about to take a bite of something.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

You know, radio DJ's must really love to talk to theirselves. Especially when they have the graveyard shift. 'Hey this is Ellen with 89.1. It is currently three in the morning. There are few cars on the road. And it your still listening heres a little music to get you to dance.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Who's to say what's better or worse anyway? Who's to even say what's normal or average? We're all different people and we're allowed to be different from on another. If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don't curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hate. That'll show them.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.' I've revised this saying to make it more accurate: 'What doesn't kill you puts you in a whole lot of pain and makes you cry a lot and want to crawl in a hole forever and live with rodents.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I personally chose to go vegan because I educated myself on factory farming and cruelty to animals, and I suddenly realized that what was on my plate were living things, with feelings. And I just couldn't disconnect myself from it any longer. I read books like 'Diet for a New America' and saw documentaries like 'Earthlings' and 'Meet your Meat,' and it became an easy choice for me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I know there's always going to be feedback no matter what the subject. I am shocked by somebody commenting on my shoes or my clothes. Everyone has an opinion, everyone is logging about everything and has an opinion. So I can't possibly pay attention to that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it's just isn't fair.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I think there's a whole bunch of things that go along with being a girl. You're not supposed to have opinions or be tough or strong. You're supposed to be soft and vulnerable, and I find those qualities important in both men and women.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things. You're supposed to laugh, you're supposed to cry, you're not supposed to shove your feelings under the rug.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong-normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are. That's where us gay people come from - you heterosexuals.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to where you wanna go.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Most people don't get to laugh, be free, dance, be surrounded by this energy. It's important to remind people to take that home. I want the world to start shifting [to] a more positive energy.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Hosting the Emmys is a challenge for me. I guess it's the equivalent of someone who needs to climb a mountain or jump out of a plane. It's that kind of thing, where this could go terribly wrong. And I love the feeling of when it goes right.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal - because I'm not hiding anything from them.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They're people who are actually interesting and they're doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like “shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been fed and bathed. But we ultimately decided that we don't want children of our own. There is far too much glass in our house.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

This is my real secret to being a joyful person: I make my life easy. I spend more time being grateful for what I have instead of focusing on what isn't working. I no longer believe that people have to do things my way and that I have to be perfect.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really tough title to travel around with when you're not even known.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ellen Degeneres

I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.