Best 60 of Whiskey quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ernest Hemingway

Religion is like an ice cold whiskey on a hot day.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Alexander Mccall Smith

Whisky nosers, as they called themselves, eschewed what they saw as the pretentiousness of wine vocabulary. While oenophiles resorted to recondite adjectives, whisky nosers spoke the language of everyday life, detecting hints of stale seaweed, or even diesel fuel.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Donald Barthelme

The privileged classes can afford psychoanalysis and whiskey. Whereas all we get is sermons and sour wine. This is manifestly unfair. I protest, silently.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Neil Gaiman

Old but contented, the face of a man who had sipped life’s vinegar and found it, by and large, to be mostly whiskey, and good whiskey at that.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Agatha Christie

With more insight into the English character, I poured out a stiff whisky and soda and placed it in front of the gloomy inspector.

By Anonym 15 Sep

John Dickson Carr

Alan Campbell opened one eye. From somewhere in remote distances, muffled beyond sight or sound, his soul crawled back painfully, through subterranean corridors, up into his body again. Toward the last it moved to a cacophony of hammers and lights. Then he was awake. The first eye was bad enough. But, when he opened his second eye, such as rush of anguish flowed through his brain that he hastily closed them again.

By Anonym 15 Sep

James Mcmurtry

Whiskey don't make liars it just makes fools.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Melissa Simmons

Rage and hurt coalesce into a stone in my chest and as I take another gulp of my father's prized whiskey, I hear myself say, "Tell me about your plan.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Carrie Bradshaw

I'd much rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Luke Bryan

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Herb Kelleher

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Dave Matthes

Lovecraft says he knows about tentacles but that motherfucker never bedded a girl from West Chester and survived She was a toothache that one and she tasted like crack the best thing about her was if I was ever hungry I could always make a meal out of whatever was making rest at the corners of her mouth I can't remember her name as is the case with most of them then again I can't remember how many donuts I ate this morning or how many beers I'll drink tonight, tomorrow

By Anonym 16 Sep

B. Devine

Her eyes were the color of whiskey and grace. Moments with her always felt like getting drunk on Sundays.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Winston Churchill

Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Virginia Alison

Beneath the moons' shadowscape, wisdom, women, whiskey and you are a dangerous and provocative combination...

By Anonym 16 Sep

Avijeet Das

He entered the bar at the far end of the boulevard. He was feeling melancholic and a tad morose for no particular reason. The bar was already bustling with a few people. But he was all alone. He was feeling the bouts of loneliness all over again. He knew he had to forget her. There was nothing else that he could do. The bartender looked at him sitting all alone on one corner of the bar. And asked gently with a smile"Monsieur what shal I get for you?" He smiled back and said "Whiskey on the rocks!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Michael Thomas Ford

The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He's this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at the White Horse Tavern in New York and then died on the spot from alcohol poisoning. I've always wanted to hear the bartender's side of the story. What was it like watching this guy drink himself out of here? How did it feel handing him number twenty-one and watching his face crumple up before the fall of the stool? And did he already have number twenty-two poured, waiting for this big fat tip, and then have to drink it himself after whoever came took the body away?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Haruki Murakami

The second whiskey is always my favorite. From the third on, it no longer has any taste. It's just something to pour into your stomach.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sam Snead

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Andy Ihnatko

To a writer, an open browser tab is like a glass of whiskey. 1 or 2 can help the work. Too many ensures that nothing gets done.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Ashwin Sanghi

While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Frank Lloyd Wright

New York: Prison towers and modern posters for soap and whiskey. Pittsburgh: Abandon it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Johnny Rogan

Chris Hillman (of the Byrds) recounts...'What happened to the Buffulo Springfield at the Whisky was similar to what happened to us at Ciro's...everybody wanted to be there. It became the place to be...a great gig.'

By Anonym 19 Sep

Ashwin Sanghi

There is indeed one person who can help solve “writer’s block”. His name is Mr Johnnie Walker.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Charles Bukowski

Ya got cigarettes?” she asks. “Yes,” I say, “I got cigarettes.” “Matches?” she asks. “Enough to burn Rome.” “Whiskey?” “Enough whiskey for a Mississippi River of pain.” “You drunk?” “Not yet.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lily King

He smelled of cigarettes and whiskey, the smell of Cambridge and youth.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Agatha Christie

Com maior percepção do caráter inglês, servi uma forte dose de uísque com soda e coloquei-a na frente do desditado inspetor.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Dave Matthes

Hemingway is overrated, Twain is even more lost at sea, And all truths point to the mouth of a woman, Where both her whispers and her screams, Are born. Pour another glass, Beer, wine, whiskey, I don't care, So long as its wisdom is sharp, And it tells lies instead of promises.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Charles Bukowski

to ask them to legalize pot is something like asking them to put butter on the handcuffs before they place them on you, something else is hurting you - that's why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can't think, or madhouses or mechanical cunts or 162 baseball games in a season. or vietnam or israel or the fear of spiders. your love washing her yellow false teeth in the sink before you screw.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Dave Matthes

When it happens and it hits hard, we decide certain things, and realize there's truth in all those dark, lonely days" He had an instantaneous look about him, a glimmer and a glint over those eyes, he knew how the world worked, and took pleasure in its wickedness. He would give a dime or two to those sitting on the street, he would tell them things like: "It won't get any better," and "Might as well use this to buy your next fix," and finally "It's better to die high than to live sober," His suit was pressed nicely, with care and respect, like the kind a corpse wears, he'd say that was his way of honoring the dead, of always being ready for the oncoming train, I liked him, he never wore a fake smile and he was always ready to tell a story about how and when "We all wake up alone," he said once, "Oftentimes even when sleeping next to someone, we wake up before them and they are still asleep and suddenly we are awake, and alone." I didn't see him for a few days, a few days later it felt like it'd been weeks, those weeks drifted apart from one another, like leaves on a pond's surface, and became like months. And then I saw him and I asked him where he'd been, he said, "I woke up alone one day, just like any other, and I decided I didn't like it anymore.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Ken Bruen

The whiskey kicked like a mugger.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Jean Stafford

To her own heart, which was shaped exactly like a valentine, there came a winglike palpitation, a delicate exigency, and all the fragrance of all the flowery springtime love affairs that ever were seemed waiting for them in the whisky bottle. To mingle their pain their handshake had promised them, was to produce a separate entity, like a child that could shift for itself, and they scrambled hastily toward this profound and pastoral experience.

By Anonym 15 Sep

William Faulkner

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mignon Mclaughlin

We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Dave Matthes

I've always felt that distant train whistles heard in the dead of night are the universe's way of letting us know the best days are neither ahead nor behind us...they're happening right now, cradled in the palms of our hands. But that doesn't change the fact that the whiskey, weed, and romance eventually runs out and the night will soon turn to day.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Melody Lee

You drink your whiskey, I’ll drink my wine. Later when we’re fevered and tipsy we’ll make savage love divine. Until then, let’s swim in the warm, opal sea of each other. Crash a few innocent waves, skinny dip, laugh and get lost in those blood-pumping hearts, and for a time forget all our broken parts.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ronnie Corbett

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gary Shteyngart

Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one of the brown liquors - the whiskeys and such. It's a great drink to go with appetizers.

By Anonym 14 Sep

B. B. King

I was glad to see other blues guitarists like Albert King have crossover successes like me. We played in the same places like the Whisky and the Filmore. When Albert made his guitar cry, he could cut you so deep!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dean Martin

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nathan Myhrvold

If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jack Ketchum

Black coffee’s a lot like whiskey, you know? All devil and no trimmin’s. Always liked my sins pure and take it as it comes.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Travis Tritt

A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

Beer is man's drink. Water is God's drink. Wine is everyone's drink. Whiskey is the Devil's soup.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Natalie

This is why it is good to remember: if you want to get high, don’t drink whiskey; read Shakespeare, Tennyson, Keats, Neruda, Hopkins, Millay, Whitman, aloud and let your body sing.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Joe Buckler

The only thing we chase our shots with are high-fives.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Christopher S. Wren

The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch.

By Anonym 16 Sep

L. Ashley Straker

His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Truman Capote

Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cm Punk

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.