Best 24 of Bank quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Somya Kedia

Dream in colours, for hues are vibrant. Paint each day with a smile. In days of past, don't grieve; Make new deposit to the pleasant memory bank! Let your life be a reason for others to LIVE.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Amit Kalantri

Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Carlos Wallace

We must learn to choose between lining our bank accounts and being accountable for our future.

By Anonym 16 Sep

David Plotz

In the early 1980s, Graham worked hard to turn the Repository into a respectable business, rather than a ludicrous one: Graham's wife didn't like keeping the sperm at the Escondido estate. Not only had the house been picketed, but a Japanese trespasser had once made a run at the sperm, only to be nipped by a family dog.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Steven Magee

The legal system has been designed to rob the bank accounts of the common people.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Andrew Jackson

If Congress has the right under the constitution to issue paper money, it was given them to be used by themselves, not to be delegated to individuals or corporations.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Steven Magee

Hello suicide, goodbye debts.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Paul Bamikole

A man who does good works without Jesus Christ is like a man who takes his hard earned money to the bank, drops it at the counter and walks away without a bank account.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Enock Maregesi

Pesa itolewe kwa masharti au bila masharti chukua, kwani huyo aliyeitoa si yake. Benki, kwa mfano, ikitaka kukupa mkopo itakuwa na masharti yake; chukua, iwapo utakubaliana na masharti hayo. Jambazi akikupa pesa ili ukafanyie ujambazi chukua pia. Lakini hiyo usiipeleke kanisani, ipeleke serikalini. Serikali itajua jinsi ya kupambana na huyo aliyekupa hiyo pesa, na hiyo pesa itaendelea kuimarisha ulinzi na usalama nchini. Pesa kuendelea kuimarisha ulinzi na usalama nchini ni sawa na zaka, au sadaka, na wewe utabarikiwa kwa kupata nyingine.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Anthony Liccione

When water fountains start charging to drink, then you know we have a problem.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ursula K. Le Guin

He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream. He could not force himself to understand how banks functioned and so forth, because all the operations of capitalism were as meaningless to him as the rites of a primitive religion, as barbaric, as elaborate, and as unnecessary. In a human sacrifice to deity there might be at least a mistaken and terrible beauty; in the rites of the moneychangers, where greed, laziness, and envy were assumed to move all men's acts, even the terrible became banal.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Sakin bir parkta sakin bir bank bulup oturduysan, çok kârlı bir gün geçirdiğinden emin olabilirsin!

By Anonym 15 Sep

James C. Dobson

25. Whenever two human beings spend time together, sooner or later they will probably irritate one another. This is true of best friends, married couples, parents and children, or teachers and students. The question is: How do they respond when friction occurs? There are four basic ways they can react: • They can internalize the anger and send it downward into a memory bank that never forgets. This creates great pressure within and can even result in disease and other problems. • They can pout and be rude without discussing the issues. This further irritates the other person and leaves him or her to draw his or her own conclusions about what the problem may be. • They can blow up and try to hurt the other person. This causes the death of friendships, marriages, homes, and businesses. • Or they can talk to one another about their feelings, being very careful not to attack the dignity and worth of the other person. This approach often leads to permanent and healthy relationships.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

If you marry for money, your bank account will be full, but your joy account empty.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Collin Coel

Es reicht, über die Geschäfte des Unternehmens im Bilde zu sein, dank erwiesener Ertragskraft, hoher Kapitalrenditen, niedriger Schulden und exquisiter Produkte beruhigt der Zukunft entgegenzusehen, die Gewissheit zu haben, dass fähige Manager am Drücker sitzen, und in ein Unternehmen zu investieren, das generell hoch im Kurs steht.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Collin Coel

Warren Buffett wird nicht müde zu betonen, dass es an ihm ist, sich selbst die Verwaltung des kleinsten Geldbetrages sehr angelegen sein zu lassen. Und eben darin bekundet sich jenes Verantwortungsbewusstsein, mit dem Staat zu machen ist.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Andrzej Majewski

A politician is a man who checks his views in the internet and his value in the bank.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kamand Kojouri

I left the bank because they wouldn’t deposit my cheque of poems. So I went to the store, but they didn’t accept my currency of words. So I boxed all my stories and took them to charity. But they refused my donation and asked me to give blood instead. I opened the notebooks and made them look, 'What do you think I wrote these in?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amit Kalantri

A poor man without a debt smiles often than a rich man in debt.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Amit Kalantri

A dinner sponsored by a debt spoils the next day.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mustafa Donmez

For a generous man, the bank is an accommodation facility for his money; for a miser, it is a safe guard of his treasure. -Red White Love: The Love of Liverpool FC

By Anonym 18 Sep

Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe? Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.