Best 248 of Twitter quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 19 Sep

Oliver Markus Malloy

These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.” If you were accused of being a witch back then, you were shit out of luck. Being accused was all it took. Forget “innocent until proven guilty.” Nobody bothered to prove your guilt. Nobody dared to speak up on your behalf, for fear of being called a witch sympathizer. Because if you were seen as the friend of a witch, you were the next one to be accused of being a witch. As soon as a woman was accused of being a witch, she was a pariah without any friends. Nobody wanted to be seen in public with her. The whole village ganged up on her. Everyone was trying to outdo everyone else in their antiwitch fervor: “Look at me! I'm throwing rocks at the witch! Look at how much I hate witches! I am definitely NOT a witch myself!” Whenever I see a social media mob ganging up on a celebrity for supposedly saying something “offensive” it reminds me of the Salem witch hysteria: “That's racist! And me calling you a racist proves that I'm definitely not a racist myself! That's sexist! I shame you! And that means I'm definitely not sexist myself! I shame you for being a bad person. That means I'm a good person! Look at how really really offended I am! That means I'm a really really good person!” According to the bible, Jesus said "let he who is without sin throw the first rock." But a lot of people seem to think he said: "If you throw rocks at someone else, it proves that you're without sin.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Carmine Savastano

I do not follow politicians on Twitter; if they want to lie to me, it will cost them a stamp.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Robert Duchnik

A good standalone plugin can also make you a fair amount of money. Many developers make a decent living by simply maintaining and updating one or two crucial plugins that are far better than anything available for free.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Michael Eaborn

The Correct Answer,When Asked As Kids What You Wanted To Be When You Grow Up, Is To Grow Up To Be Yourself!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mary Robinette Kowal

It's not about adding diversity for the sake of diversity, it's about subtracting homogeneity for the sake of realism.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Jeremy Scahill

The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Aysha Taryam

Having to explain to a child of today, who has learned to swipe before they can speak, that certain aspects of a person’s life must remain private for the preservation of one’s sanity is almost frivolous.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Genereux Philip

Whoever told you life is gucci lied, sometimes life is Louis Vuitton.

By Anonym 16 Sep

David Chiles

Facebook Fun is refined. Reader reviews are rewarding on Goodreads. Retweets are readily available for Twitter teasing. Stay within the Netiquette. NetworkEtiquette.net

By Anonym 18 Sep

Piero Scaruffi

The cure to eliminate fake news is that people stop reading 140-character tweets and start reading 600-page books.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Germany Kent

Points of views that are expressed on Twitter don’t intend to offend, but rather defend and open the conversation up to everyone so that no one has to pretend.

By Anonym 16 Sep

David Chiles

It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet. NetworkEtiquette.net

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rodney Ulyate

Guantánamo Bay's motto: 'Safe, humane, legal, transparent detention.' Four adjectives describing one sick joke.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Rodney Ulyate

Political centrism ≠ neutrality. Being a centrist doesn't make you unbiased; it biases you in favour of the centre.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Awdhesh Singh

People in the modern world are the most bored generation. They keep refreshing their Facebook, Instagram and Twitter pages to see if something interesting is happening. They would switch on their television sets every now and then with the hope to see some interesting content on it. If nothing works, they plan to dine out, go for a holiday or join a club to get rid of the boredom.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Biz Stone

Hell yeah! Twitter was proof that leaderless self-organizing systems could be true agents of change.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to know you.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Genereux Philip

The individual who minds no one's business however his own is likely a Tycoon/Very rich person.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Don Roff

You're never as good a writer as you think you are, and you're never as bad. Just keep reading and writing, writing, writing.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Juliet Simms

Ever hear a song you love so much you wanna break sh*t?

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. K. Rezaul Hoque Jewel

Demand" is the fuel that accelerates every invention.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Glenn Greenwald

A number I'd love to know: the % of those now saying 'we have to vote Obama to stop an attack on Iran' who will support one if Obama does it.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Genereux Philip

I want to be the reason you look at your phone when you wake up in the morning and smile

By Anonym 18 Sep

Aysha Taryam

The first few days felt quite surreal for gone was that filtered world of perfect angles made up of peoples’ best moments and selves. Gone was the wormhole that one jumped into at the sign of any awkward silence or pause in conversation.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Garry Kasparov

One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Vergi Crush

Mau aja dibohongi sama iklan, kalau minum susu sapi bisa pinter, emangnya udah pernah liat gitu anak sapi jadi sarjana?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Oche Otorkpa

In the absence of a global tracking system to effectively track pedophiles and checkmate their activities, the door will continue to remain open to these group of people who sneak into Facebook, connect with us on Twitter and show the world how they violated and infected our children on YouTube.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Adam Johnson

To think what the Stasi went through to spy on us. Even they couldn't dream of a world in which citizens voluntarily carried tracking devices, conducted self-surveillance and reported on themselves, morning, noon and night.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Piero Scaruffi

Most frequently asked question at my AI talks: Will robots be conscious? We slaughter 60 billion animals/year, but are concerned for robots?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Hey, why this person blocked me?", "WTF, this guy I know him!", "WTF this guy I don't know but he has send me request???", "Oh,oh That's the famous singer from the TV!! I know that person, I know him?!, I know him!?"... This is called the future - so my question is are you prepared for this?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sarah Silverman

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

By Anonym 18 Sep

John Geddes

...some say Twitter seems trite and lacks weightiness - but in actuality, it lends itself to poetry - it can be very compressed and intense...

By Anonym 18 Sep

Vergi Crush

pacar adalah satpam yang disamarkan... karna tugasnya cuma jagain jodoh orang!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Germany Kent

The world needs more love and Twitter just figured out a way to send 'hearts all over the world'.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Genereux Philip

‪…and then, I have arts and erotic stories and quotes, and if that is not enough, what is enough?‬

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ryan Lilly

I get this buzz every time I'm quoted online. The ego high... yes... but also a Google Alert.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Genereux Philip

People don’t count your good deeds, they only count your bad deeds.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Wynne Mclaughlin

It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. (Oct 4, 2011)

By Anonym 15 Sep

A. K. Rezaul Hoque Jewel

Definition of "Success" may differ upon persons, places and time or situations but cherishing & following only one single lesson among all learnt by one throughout his life; he can grab the "success" in a easiest way.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Ana Claudia Antunes

Most of my novels were developped from dreams I had. A dreamer I AM! Literally , at 1 AM. A dream with 140 characters is to dream an impossible dream. Too many characters to develoo from it. But in twitter that worked just fine for me,

By Anonym 16 Sep

Onyi Anyado

Entrepreneur, your distinction can be found on Twitter, so, is your thought leadership impressing or depressing?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Oliver Markus Malloy

People who have absolutely nothing interesting or unique to say think writing a book will make them interesting. They think when they tell people "I'm a writer" it sounds cooler than if they say "I clean houses for a living.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Auliq Ice

Transparency means to dedicate our thoughts and efforts to non privacy rules and not to defend negative intelligence ideas or surveillance programs.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Andy Heaton

Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Andy Zaltzman

Nice mix of Tory MPs saying this issue shouldn't be used for petty political pointscoring, & Tory MPs trying to score petty political points.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Oliver Markus Malloy

Everyone thinks they're entitled to their 15 minutes of fame. And it's that narcissism that makes people, who have no business writing a book, think they can write a book.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Ana Claudia Antunes

Some say Twitter is overrated. Some love it, others hate it. I guess it depends on what you've got, If you have guts to write a funny plot!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

I've lived my life fighting to overcome but still yet the troubles I face, may never end in this endless race.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.