Best 49 of Girlfriends quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Tana French

Who who whose smell in the air of her room, whose fingerprints all over her friends’ secret places.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Being called ‘love’ or ‘my love’ by someone doesn’t necessarily mean that you are loved or even liked by them.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man's imagination.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.

By Anonym 16 Sep

A. T. Hicks

Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Timothy Joshua

Hold on, and dont put us on hold

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kimball Lee

I WANNA GET ROUGH!" "I NEED TO GET ROWDY!" "I'M FEELING KINDA RECKLESS!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Temitayo Olami

When a woman says she doesn't want to be your fling, it doesn't mean she wants to be your girlfriend either. All the signs and words may just be her way of accommodating you or showing that you're good company, and not because she loves you at all to want more from you.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Giorge Leedy

WILL YOU BE BRINGING A DATE?" "PROBABLY NOT." "OH COME ON," Dora said. "I'M SURE THAT YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS-- AND GIRLFRIENDS..." I nod my head no and explain that my sex life is complicated. "HOW SO?" Tommy asked. "MY BOYFRIEND'S STRAIGHT." "OH. WOW," Dora said. "MINE TOO." We laugh.

By Anonym 20 Sep

David Nicholls

Who's he seeing now then?" "No idea. They're like funfair goldfish; no point giving them names, they never last that long.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Emma Cline

It pained me to imagine how our twosome appeared to others, marked as those kind of girls who belonged to each other. Those sexless fixtures of high school.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Erin Jamison

Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as my arm. That’s like being f****d by a limb dude!” She wiggled her arm back and forth. “That's not normal.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Marjorie Weinman Sharmat

Annie has brown hair and brown eyes. And she smiles a lot. I would like Annie if I liked girls.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Samy Mar Boy

Development is better than Girl-friend

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gwenn Wright

Different century. It’s totally okay.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Robert Black

Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Eshkol Nevo

Foarte curând, una dintre noi se va elibera de dorința de a-și prezenta propria viață ca fiind perfectă, iar în clipa aceea vor începe discuțiile adevărate.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Raheel Farooq

A beautiful girlfriend is worth two more.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bonnie Jensen

Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jennifer Loren

Hot as hell isn't he?' Exie questioned from over my shoulder. 'Yeah, I guess he is' 'You guess? Are you blind? Girl, he is so fine it's scary. I nearly had an orgasm the other day when he asked me a cup of tea. But don't stare too hard, Meagan will scratch your eyes out if she catches you staring at her man.' Exie said with a high eyebrow warning.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jennifer Loren

I'm Exie and despite what you may hear I am the best dancer here. No one else compares. So, don't even think you're going to come in here and take my time slots. With a slight smile,' Well, if you're that good then you shouldn't have to worry about it, should you' I said. Exie's bright smile forms smoothly across her face, 'I like you...

By Anonym 20 Sep

Jayne Higgins

You see that girl, she looks so happy right? But inside she's dying. She's hurt and tired. Tired of all the drama, tired of not being good enough, tired of life. But she doesn't want to look dramatic, weak or attention seeking so she keeps it all inside. Act's like everything's perfect but she cries at night, boy does she cry at night, so that everybody thinks she is the happiest person they know, that she has no problems and her life is perfect. Little do they know.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Gwenn Wright

If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The fact that you do not trust your spouse or lover doesn’t necessarily mean that they are cheating on you; and the fact that you do doesn’t necessarily mean that they aren’t.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Crystal Woods

Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

By Anonym 18 Sep

David Shamala

Some won’t understand you. Some won’t support you. Some will leave you. Some won’t even care if you’re down in the dumps. But no matter what others put you through, your Creator will always be there for you. He knows every moment of your struggle. He will compensate you greatly

By Anonym 20 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Idowu Koyenikan

I am a strong and powerful woman. I am proud to be a woman and I celebrate the qualities that I have as a woman. I am not defined by other people’s opinion of who I should be or what I should do as a woman. I determine that, not anyone else. I am not passed up for a position, title, or promotion because I am a woman. I fully deserve all the good things that comes my way. Irrespective of what anyone might think, being a woman places no boundaries or limits on my abilities. I can do anything I set my mind to. I celebrate my womanhood and I am beautiful both inside and out.

By Anonym 16 Sep

J. A. Buckle

Don’t worry,” I say. “There’s plenty more fish in the sea.” “But I don’t want a fish,” Davey says. He really did say that and he wasn’t even trying to be funny. “I mean there’ll be other girls,” I say. “And anyway I’ve been thinking about all this and I’m wondering if we’re a bit too young to be worried about girls. You know, Davey, there are actually loads of boys who haven’t got girlfriends at our school. And even the ones who have don’t really go out with them. They just hang around school and maybe outside Morrisons. What sort of relationship is that? I think we’ve been fooled into submitting to peer pressure and we should just stop and say no! No, I will not feel inferior. I refuse to feel like a loser just because some bimbo isn’t trying to lick my tonsils... And besides, a girl will come along in her own good time. Probably when we're least expecting it!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Kathy Acker

The two main girlfriends he has had wanted him to support them in the manner to which they certainly weren't accustomed even though he couldn't put his flabby hands on a penny.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Rachael Arsenault

Why does it matter if people think you’re beautiful?” Kali insisted. Grabbing her girlfriend’s hands, she pressed a red-staining kiss to the pale knuckles. “I love you and we’re going to prom together and I think you’re gorgeous.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Jon R. Michaelsen

The best way to get OVER one is to get UNDER one

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).

By Anonym 18 Sep

Aman Jassal

Tears are the biggest weapon used by every girl against the boys with a success rate of hundred percent.