Best 39 of Robot quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Will Advise

I'll make a book on learning how to be a complete moron someday, and I'm sure no one will buy it, because everyone will have mastered that already by the time I gather enough moronism to process it into digestible upgrade instructions for your average village cyborg-idiot.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Tim Cannon

My kids understand what I’m doing. They’re totally saturated in it. My daughter, she’s eleven. A little while ago, she said to me, ‘Dad, I don’t care if you become a robot, but you have to keep your face. I don’t want you to replace your face.’ Personally, I don’t have any sentimental attachment to my face, any more than I have a sentimental attachment to any other part of my body. I could look like the Mars Rover for all I give a shit. But she’s pretty attached to my face, I guess.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Enock Maregesi

Mungu hakutuumba ili tuwe roboti, ambayo hufanya kazi kama ilivyoelekezwa. Alituumba ili tuwe huru. Yaani, tuwe na uwezo wa kuchagua mema au mabaya – ndiyo maana akaweka Mti wa Maarifa ya Mema na Mabaya katika Bustani ya Edeni – ndiyo maana akamtuma Shetani kuwajaribu Adamu na Hawa, wazazi wetu wa kwanza.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Kathryn Davis

The irony was not lost on any of us that despite the theme there was a robot on the throne.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Claudia Gray

Abel. I can’t let you…sell your body.” “The transaction is closer to a rental.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Asti Hustvedt

The New or Future Eve is emptied of all inner life and turned into a shell. The bitter irony in this is that her perfection recalls nothing so much as a corpse.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael J Dowling

An innovative spirit, long a core characteristic of American medicine, is as strong or perhaps even stronger as ever.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Bangambiki Habyarimana

Beware of "don'ts", "thou shalt" and the like. These are signals of programming attempts at your brain.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Vikrmn

Irony; we want to dance like robots and want robots to dance like us.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Erin Bow

I'm not a cruel man. I mean, technically I'm not a man at all.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Douglas Adams

We already have the Wooden Pillar, the Steel Pillar and the Plastic Pillar. In a moment we will have the Golden Bail....' No, you won't.' We will,' stated the robot simply. No, you won't. It makes my ship work.' In a moment,' repeated the robot patiently, 'we will have the Golden Bail....' You will not,' said Zaphod. And then we must go,' said the robot, in all seriousness, 'to a party.' Oh,' said Zaphod, startled, 'can I come?' No,' said the robot, 'we are going to shoot you.' Oh, yeah?' said Zaphod, waggling his gun. Yes,' said the robot, and they shot him. Zaphod was so surprised that they had to shoot him again before he fell down. (85-86)

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

It doesn't matter when, how old am I and how. When the first robot is build and it can be like a human which will mean can think, and communicate I will go and buy it. Because this will be the best friend ever will have and ever had!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Steve Merrick

No Navigator, we are just going with the flow of it all.” 007 In The Navigator by Steve Merrick

By Anonym 18 Sep

Rita Stradling

Rose pivoted. “Alainn, can I ask you something about ethics?” Alainn nodded, slowly. “Sure.” Rose’s inhuman eyes met hers, and she asked, “Would you die to save a million people?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Erich Fromm

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Claudia Gray

Your soul is bigger than your programming.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bangambiki Habyarimana

If you aren't destroying your enemies, it's because you have been conquered and assimilated, you do not even have an idea of who your enemies are. You have been brainwashed into believing you are your own enemy, and you are set against yourself. The enemy is laughing at you as you tear yourself to pieces. That is the most effective warfare an enemy can launch on his foes: confounding them.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Isaac Asimov

No hay manera de diferenciar un robot de un ser humano bueno

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Is there chance to see Robot Vs Robot fight?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Khang Kijarro Nguyen

To make robots practical, flaws must be removed. To make robots endearing, flaws must be added.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

Personally, I believe "if it ain't broke, don't fix it". I'd rather use film cameras and vinyl records and cathode ray tubes than any sort of the digital technology available. Look around! The streets are full of people who would rather have their eyes on their cell phones than on the world around them! Scientists are researching technology to erase specific memories from people! Our thrown-away digital technology is showing up overseas in huge piles of toxic heavy metals and plastic! And yet there are still people who keep wanting technology and the future to keep going. They dream of flying cars, or humanoid robots, of populated cities on Mars. But do we really NEED this stuff? Maybe before we try to keep turning our world into an episode of The Jetsons, we should focus more on the problems that are surprisingly being overlooked now more than ever. Before we design another stupid cell phone or build a flying car, let's put a stop to racism, to sexism, to homophobia, to war. Let's stop buying all our "American" products from sweat shops overseas and let's end poverty in third-world countries. Let's let film photography never go obsolete, let's let print books continue to be printed. Let's stop domestic violence and child abuse and prostitution and this world's heavy reliance on prescription drugs. Let's stop terrorism, let's stop animal cruelty, , let's stop overpopulation and urbanization, let's stop the manufacture of nuclear weapons... ...I mean come on, we have all these problems to solve, but digital tech enthusiasts are more concerned that we don't have flying cars or robotic maids yet? That's pathetic.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Erol Ozan

Globalization is a form of artificial intelligence.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Daniel H. Wilson

I will murder you by the billions to give you immortality. I will set fire to your civilization to light your way forward. But know this: My species is not defined by your dying, but by your living.

By Anonym 15 Sep

David Rees

And you know what happened next in my dream? Dick Cheney and I said the same thing at the same time: "Well, we had a Cold War to win." And then I screamed at him: "I KNEW you would say that! You ALWAYS say that!" But then, since Cheney and I made the same remark at the same time, I realized he owed me a Coke. So I said, "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!" And Vice-President Dick Cheney smiled sheepishly. *Shudder*... I don't even DRINK coke. I tastes like robot sweat.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Rita Stradling

People always have such a hard time believing that robots could do bad things.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Yoon Ha Lee

Crying was something it had only seen humans do in dramas, and in dramas they did it much more prettily, at dramatic moments, with swelling music in the background. Instead, the girl was getting mucus on her sleeve, and Hemiola didn’t understand the context, and it doubted she would appreciate it providing swelling music on her behalf.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Judd Trichter

Can they love? Or is it a bit of code meant to get a reaction from humans? Can anyone tell real love, in a bot or in a human?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Claudia Gray

Please stop sniffing the robot boy, Noemi tells herself, jerking out of the trance.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Steven Magee

Corporations turned the human into a robot a long time ago.

By Anonym 20 Sep

M. Black

You can have all the information on culture in the world–’ Pix continues. 'We don’t possess all the information on culture, just three thousand, five hundred and thirty-four petabytes of data on human culture,’ I correct. Pix smiles and finishes, ’…But unless the words become a part of you, you never really understand, do you?

By Anonym 20 Sep

James Patterson

You have terminated me,” one of them said in a strange, flat voice. “But I am one of many.” “Robots!” Iggy breathed, taking Total from Angel. “One of many, one of many, one of many,” the robot Eraser was saying. Now Nudge saw the red light in its eyes, saw how they were fading and winking out. “Good!” spat the Gasman, kicking it hard. “Because we like to blow stuff up, blow stuff up, blow stuff up!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rebecca Mcnutt

Film photography will always be superior to digital - because no matter how many lasers and instant buttons and HD pixels you've got, a human being can take a photograph with much more integrity and meaning than one a built-in robot took.

By Anonym 16 Sep

T. P. Louise

Father never approved of my toys Saw them as child's playthings I was a child They were my world I ruled there And he stepped on them Destroying them And in turn Destroyed me I should have been left to play Now I must step on everything

By Anonym 20 Sep

Bangambiki Habyarimana

You can spread an ideology only by bombs. Either by real bombs or love bombs (manipulation).

By Anonym 18 Sep

Elmar Hussein

Sex and love with robots. A bit amazing, fantastic, inconceivable, nevertheless, imaginable and scientifically explainable. Nowadays you can disclaim this idea because of a scientific fiction, but you cannot argue that it is completely incredible and contradicts human sexuality and romantic experience. As it is known, whatever you experience, you experience due to what is going on in the brain. Your physical contact with the partner’s body is nothing more than merely a physiological act, sending signals to the brain. Without the signals that cause neurochemical activity in the brain, your sexual contact cannot give you any sexual experience on its own. Your brain has been automatically programmed before this contact concerning which kind of natural design of the partner’s body can send more intense signals to your brain, which, in turn, enable it to experience stronger sexual pleasure. The direct cause of your sexual experience is your brain program, your sexual partner’s body, from which you derive sexual pleasure, is just indirect cause of it. Orgasm occurs in the brain, but not in any part of the body. Now imagine higher technological progress than ours. High bioengineering allows us to construct artificial robots similar to us — which have artificial ‘flesh and blood’ that is indistinguishable by your sense organs. When you get in physical contact with her ‘body’, your brain program could discern nothing artificial there. The same input signals, as if there is nothing artificial, and the brain would automatically begin to satisfy its sexual desires. However, there would be a fundamental difference — an artificial partner would exist absolutely adequate to your will. Visually, ‘she’ would be the living embodiment of your dreams. Neuroengineering would allow us to construct ‘her’ brain and through it also her conscious mind and personality, as you would like them to be. An ideal personality for you. It would be like that you say to do something and she would do, or you say don’t, and she wouldn’t. However, there wouldn’t be any direct control. You would control only her brain program, her unconscious and conscious mind, delete unwished episodes from her brain. She wouldn’t know that she is a robot, as you couldn’t know, if you were a robot. She would think that she is the same as you, having free will, being capable of thinking, feeling, expressing herself, controlling her behavior, and so on, and so forth. It would be possible to program her brain against leaving or killing you, so in that context you future would be guaranteed. The ideal personality, the ideal physical appearance — welcome to heaven, but only for those who have a lot of money. Unfortunately, even in the cyber-future, those who would be short of money would have to content themselves with biosocial robots in hell, as most of us do now.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bremer Acosta

Is this neuro-bot really supposed to be her, this creature, this thing, compiled of the ghosts of human data, the replicas of their past?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Isaac Asimov

Después de 10 años de matrimonio era todavía lo suficientemente estúpido como para seguir enamorado de ella.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Isaac Asimov

Su misma superioridad lo perdió

By Anonym 16 Sep

Bangambiki Habyarimana

If someone can change your mind, he has won you over without raising his hand against you. This is the future of warfare.