Best 179 of Insults quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Martin Luther

A prince is venison in heaven.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Soraya Chemaly

Insults are the most common provocation for anger because, whether we think about this or not, they generate social imbalances.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Kylie Scott

Teeth gritted, he gazed down at me. "Now that I come to think about it. I'm not real keen on your eye color, either. What do you call that shade of green? Fungus?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Derek Landy

He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly." The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?" "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Martin Luther

How is it then that your theologians drivel like people in their second childhood.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

Don't feel better than anybody, because you feel like something. Always have it at the back of your mind that you were nothing before you became something, and that thing you supposed to be is absolutely nothing.

By Anonym 17 Sep

James Fenimore Cooper

Mendacity and vulgarity can only permanently affect those who resort to their use. (Ch 17)

By Anonym 18 Sep

Cormac Mccarthy

She looks like her face caught fire and they beat it out with a rake

By Anonym 17 Sep

Madeleine Thien

Look at you quivering like a bag of fresh tofu!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Norman Mailer

There is something silly about a man who wears a white suit all the time, especially in New York." (on Tom Wolfe)

By Anonym 19 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

Those acidic insults being poured down on you are found in satan's gallons! Watch those who tackle you for you to fall down; watch them closely. They are wearing the booths Satan invented! Don't attack the people; attack the one who sponsors them!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Nenia Campbell

You’re a wild and disobedient girl with violence impulses who chafes at authority and your thin veneer of polished civility has all the transparency of a whore’s nightgown.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Karen Neches

Her dress was a shade of green only tree lizards should be sporting, and she wore more accessories than a home-shopping hostess.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Nenia Campbell

Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues. If the words from the mouth of an abusive man makes you angry, quit the whole arena and you'll discover he had got his mouth shut.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Andrew Davidson

Talking with the mouth of a beast won't ease your pain.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Rebekah Frumkin

Insults weren't a problem for him because they were typically made out of fear.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nenia Campbell

I was cyber-bullied before all those Myspace-related suicides, so my school principal wasn't really impressed when my mom complained about what was happening to me on my Xanga blog and on AIM chat. “Get your life sorted out, you fucking scitzo [sic] dyke tranny bitch,” one comment might say. Another comment would say something like, “I know she's reading this, she's so pathetic.” And, perhaps most frightening of all: “I'm going to fuck you up until your mother bleeds.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Donna Lynn Hope

Is it me you're describing, or yourself?

By Anonym 15 Sep

Israelmore Ayivor

Avoid the use of abusive words when communication is in session; you might scare away someone who is meant to become your mentor or your customer.

By Anonym 17 Sep

William Macleod Raine

Oh!" he answered smiling, "Mr. Murray! I am glad to see you. I have been with several of your relations; the good lady your mother was of great use to us at Perth.

By Anonym 19 Sep

John Scalzi

Virtue signaling' is a phrase the dim and bigoted use when they want to discount other people expressing the idea that it would be nice if we could all be essentially and fundamentally decent to each other.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Kathleen Parker

Yet Trump has managed to convince his legions that making vile comments about someone is a revolutionary act, a badge of honor and a long-overdue tipping of society's scales back toward reason and truth. Sometimes he's right, but so is the proverbial stopped watch.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ashley Cope

Dune: ...That's disgraceful! Sette: So's your face!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Martin Luther

These words of yours, devoid of Christ, devoid of Spirit, are colder than ice itself, so that they tarnish the beauty of your eloquence. Perhaps they were dragged out of you, poor fellow, by fear of the pontiffs and tyrants, lest you should seem altogether an atheist!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Erin Mccarthy

Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?" "Garlic?" What the hell was that? "Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Evelyn Waugh

I am reading Proust for the first time. Very poor stuff. I think he was mentally defective.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Criss Jami

The poorly sophisticated, since many of us are, as presumed to be, lacking in good arguments, we are then prone to being well-versed in insults.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Fiona Wood

... you cow,' Estelle added. 'I heard that.' 'Give the woman the geriatric audiology medal,' Estelle said. 'I heard that, too', her mother said, from the other side of the door.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Intikhab Alam

I felt that they are mentally retarded people. There is a mental problem with our players. They don't know how to wear their clothes and how to talk in a civilized manner.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Toby Frost

...weak of spine and flaccid of upper lip.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Jamie Holoran

You see this?’ she wanted to say to him; ‘this tasteless glob of half-masticated rubbery gunk? Well this is the same level as you, maybe higher.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Edmund Wilson

The cruelest thing that has happened to Lincoln since being shot by Booth was to have fallen into the hands of Carl Sandburg.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Donna Lynn Hope

She may be crazy but at least she isn't you.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lynda Barry

[Chucky] Ya peanut headed suckerfool! Take me on! Ya ugly knuckle butted dogface underpants! You think I'm playin'?

By Anonym 19 Sep

Martin Luther

to call a man without the Holy Spirit "upright and God-fearing" is the same as calling Belial "Christ".

By Anonym 17 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is not written on my face.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Danielle L. Jensen

Hmmm,' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attractive.' If I hadn't been so terrified, I would have been insulted.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Cassandra Clare

You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.' 'No I mean it. You don't look good.' 'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-' 'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Julie Anne Long

He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I cry foul!' Ian was outraged. 'I'm not giving you a shilling!' -'Give him a shilling! It's not his fault you smell like a horse's arse!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Olivier Todd

[As part of Camus' refusal to debate his political enemies publicly after their vitriolic responses to the publication of 'The Rebel'] At this point, the least sentence I might say will be used in a way that disgusts me in advance. ... It would be impossible for me in that case to continue expressing myself with academic politeness. I am mistaken for a deliberately polite man whom one may insult in all safety.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Kody Keplinger

See!” Dad yelled. “Boys don’t stay with whores, Bianca. They leave them. And I’m not going to let you turn into a whore. Not my daughter. This is for your own good.” I looked up as he reached a hand down to grab my arm. I squeezed my eyes shut, waiting to feel his fingers clamp around my forearm. But they never did. I heard a loud thud, and Dad grunted in pain. My eyes flew open. Wesley moved away from Dad, who was massaging his jaw with a shocked look on his face. “Why you little shithead!” “Are you all right?” Wesley asked, kneeling in front of me. “Did you just punch my dad?” I couldn’t help but wonder if I was delirious. Had all of this really just happened? Totally bizarre. “Yes,” Wesley admitted. “How dare you touch me!” Dad screamed, but he was having trouble balancing enough to approach us again. “How dare you fuck my daughter, then hit me, you son of a bitch!” I’d never heard my father swear like that before. “Come on,” Wesley said, helping me to my feet. “Let’s get out of here. You’re coming with me.” He wrapped an arm around me, pulling me close against his warm body, and ushered me out the open door.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Lukhman Pambra

CLEANLINESS FREAKS are one of the most dirtiest beings on Earth! And PERFECTIONISTS, the most boring!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Vladimir Nabokov

The Lethean Library, for all its incalculable volumes, is, I know, sadly incomplete without Mr. Goodman's effort.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Haven Kimmel

He's no John Walton.

By Anonym 16 Sep

John Irving

It’s like reading a bad newspaper or a bad piece in a magazine." (on Tom Wolfe)

By Anonym 17 Sep

Lord Byron

No more Keats, I entreat: flay him alive; if some of you don’t I must skin him myself: there is no bearing the drivelling idiotism of the Mankin.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Sean Harshey

On matters where it is difficult or impossible to pin the blame for their policies' failures on conservatives, the fallback position has been to hurl a slur at anyone pointing out the obvious failure....The left's never-ending use of these worn-out attacks on the character and motivations of those who disagree with them has caused them to lose their effect....At the ground level, since liberals have lost the ability to win any and every political discussion by hurling a slur, they are simply resorting to the next level in political interaction: violence and physical intimidation.