Best 85 of Wtf quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kazuo Koike

Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

... You asked how am I?? Really?? So you care about me?? or you just decided to ask to return it back because people have learnt you to return everything back, what he has done to you to do the same to him. To behave in the same way, yeah but without curiousity to focus on this is like to go and get fucked by everyone starting from the bin guy (the guy who search food in the garbage) up to the guy who is rich. If you like that, I will say that there is some kind of problem with you, how can you even havee a sex with the garbage man.... oh, oh yeah if you are one of them you are out of this place. If you help this garbage man to succeed it goes that he develops something better and from poor up to rich... But to reach there you need time, you need to believe in that person, but again doesn't it disgusting this thing. Look it from side like Monk, how can you even touch such person??

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

Why bad people live in heaven?? If there is heaven so do and hell exist?? but why bad are heaven and good also?? So you have done here something bad and you greeting saying "Bravo..., Bravo... well made!" - WTF???

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

You can't jugde me for god sake, I know you better than anyone for god sake. You believe in time don't ya??... You believe in bible?? Don't ya??? You believe in soul?? Don't ya??? ... Of Is there a purpose of the purple of the round of going more further than this?, we are still on the top and look what I found!

By Anonym 19 Sep

David Sedaris

The story of Yoshitsune and the Thousand Cherry Tres was both simple and complicated. Simple in that things never change: people consistently jealous or secretive or brave-hearted. As for the rest, it all came down to a series of misunderstandings, the type that could happen to anyone, really. You assume that the sushi bucket is full of gold coins, but instead it's got Kokingo's head in it. You think you know everything about your faithful follower, but it turns out that he's actually an orphaned fox who can change his shape at will. It was he who spoke my favorite line of the evening, five words that perfectly conveyed just how enchanting and full of surprises this Kabuki play really is: 'That drum is my father.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

You want to take all my money slow with success, so far you have taken 120$ and they aren't return back and you want more and more and more...

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

CUT! ... Cut... ... FUCKING CUT IT! .... Where is the fucking screenplay?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Leo Tolstoy

I hear that you have just killed a bear," said Kitty, vainly trying to put her fork into a recalcitrant mush- room which kept flying about on the plate

By Anonym 18 Sep

Lola Newmar

She could already feel small waves of her juices fall from her newly-broken pussy, making a damp spot under her ass.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

My father some times he goes crazy, but sometimes nerves, crazy and mad in one place it's like daemon have started to control his life so he ended his life.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

You know, when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been. Then we grow up, and our hearts break in two." Ted Brautigan, Hearts in Atlantis

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

You can see the evil, the evil is everywhere. As Far as I can tell I can build a town full of horror.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

The ABC's success by Bob Proctor is one powerful book, such books are rare. Even sometimes it's hard to find a book which is based on somebody's experience... fantasy?? For god sake, one drop truth which is about from 10% up to 20% and the other from 80% up to 90% it's a lie.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Amy A. Bartol

That's prehistoric," I say, narrowing my eyes. "And a Saer?" "Scary cat," Wayra fills in. "How scary?" "You see me running?" Wayra counters grimly.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

I have watched a lot of films... about war... but still I can't understand what's the purpose of war??? Killing inocent people?? About religion... so my god says that killing other people isn't acceptable... but your is acceptable??? WTF

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Hey, why this person blocked me?", "WTF, this guy I know him!", "WTF this guy I don't know but he has send me request???", "Oh,oh That's the famous singer from the TV!! I know that person, I know him?!, I know him!?"... This is called the future - so my question is are you prepared for this?

By Anonym 17 Sep

Lola Newmar

Oh yes! Smell how much I need you!" Taylor's hips bucked over and over, desperately searching for a part of their bodies to wet with her cream.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Magic = Chess, Chess is with strategy, doing moves which people think that they are random, but they aren't random. They are part of the strategy. The same is in the magic. However, the magic, have the ability to distraction!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

You want a fact??? ... I'm bad at math but good at chess, I beat the best guy on chess... so you make your own conclusions!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

Who can be your killer or who can kill you and how they react?? Nice question, I just look as a killer, so here is how it goes a killer can be everyone he probably can want to kill you, then somebody kill him and then this person wants to kill you... Isn't it a reverse??? Mind Hunters is a film about reverse, if you wanna check out this film!? The killers are silent and react fact, think double, think in such way that to be caged... awesome isn't it??

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

Adult don't know what they say and what they mean once that... other moment something else... it's okay for the kids... they grow... they still don't know a lot of stuff but so far I see that they have an a excuse! - BUt what's the adult... excuse?!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sonali Dev

her bottle cap popping vagina

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Mother in my first short story is dead, nobody knows how but she is dead and the father somehow madness or who knows from what he decides to start and play with the dead body. It's really a difficult moment.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Humanity it's strange race, if I can say this. There a lot of secrets and stuff which are still mysteries for this race! I know that most people are like the characters the guy near GreenWind, GreenHollyWood, the people like DeYtH are rare. GreenHollywood blocked me on skype because what??? Can't understand a joke, so he can joke with me but I can't??? WOW! Just Humanity or most people just stop us from doing the stuff which will make us better.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Everyone is vulnerable in some places! To don't be such person, make sure that you don't have weak places!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

You don't know now and after and before who has watched you and who is watching you and who will continue doing that.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Most people will say that this story which I told "It's not a happy"... doesn't exist, but sorry it exist. I made in normal age, like 10 or 14 years old to can be saw the drama, if it was baybe, the baybe will cry, won't it? The age which I put the girl was the perfect, teenager in the same time, mother which is lost which will mean she has died... her father with a strange past still a mystery.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

Doesn't it make you crazy?? The thought that everything is one day, the time doesn't exist (it's an illusion), everything has happen in one day, but in different periods (I still ask my self how scientist even live?? With such thoughts, just thinking on what they know about the space and how something can eat us and how something is so powerful that is called quasar and it's other stars + that it's bigger than the sun, it's more powerful... How they even live, for god sake..What's the interesting thing to watch how one shadow it makes the moon (where is magic - I know it and I sound and I'm like a person who is spoiled), so the moon makes the shadow the big shadow on this planet, the moon can't handle the whole circle planet so it (1)

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jennifer Martucci

I sheathe my spear on my back and I plow through bushes dotted with prickly balls, feeling them scratch and scrape my skin, but do not stop.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

Panic is more like protection from the danger, stuff when they don't go on plan it's a code on "how much humans we are"...

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

Yeah I am stupid, as a wiseman I don't think I am a clever, but as far I see stupid people count themselves as smart and clever.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Deyth Banger

There isn't anything bad in eating an white ice cream it really doesn't matter is it in a pail or in a cornet. (You are now thinking... oh, oh, oh an ice cream, I can do one for you. I have loads of just come to "Where I live" and I can fill you with a lot of ice cream. You won't want to go home...). The banana eating, what's bad?? To go in a public and to eat one normal banana,... I'm talking about the fruit called banana which is yellow as an a colour... (O..., o..., (off I hate this moment as far as now when everything in your head is about sex and you just connect it), "I'm sure that you like it", I have one in my home and it's one large you will like it and in the end there is little suprise for the people with patience)... What's bad or awful to eat an a cucumber???? OFFF, OFF, OFF you just again did this you connected it with this... what's bad of choosing sour cream or milk? Off, off, again and again all the time with this pornography it's like it's planted in your mind, like a bomb and in replace of the time you connect everything with pussy and dick. One moment with your dick sperm making it as an a milk, sour cream, ice cream so many faces… Then you connect it and with banana because in reality the banana is kind of fruit which can be sucked so you put replace of banana, your dick... even when you write "woman eating banana" in the google engine it will show some kind a pornography. But why do you connect it?? Even with the pussy which cums, how woman touches it... WOW, WOW!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Deyth Banger

What's the Symmetry??? John Doe... Jane Doe... wtf... wtf...

By Anonym 17 Sep

Sylvia Day

Nie zuvor hatte ich so tiefschwarzes Haar gesehen. Dicht und glänzend reichte es ihm bis zum Kragen - eine sexy Länge, die dem erfolgreichen Geschäftsmann das Aussehen eines "Bad Boy" verlieh, wie Schlagsahne auf einem Schokobecher.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

If you don't believe in time, your day will be longer (because reality time is an illusion, it exist only because of us and if we don't exist time doesn't exist!?)

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

I always was afraid of looking films with different killings, but look me now. Now I'm a maniac of looking films which have brutal killings like films by Stephen King.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Deyth Banger

Welcome in what? In adult world?? I know it, people which are not sirious have a lot of money and don't know what to do. Every secret told to someone it's not anymore secured, if somebody know the secret, it's not anymore secret there is possibility somebody else to know from where somebody else... It's really "OMG", the "Nerds" which most people call them do some positive things, the people which people call them cool what they do?? Say jokes which are even not funny, but we must laugh, (So far I I don't get the joke?... It's not there the problem, the problem is that it's too stupid to get it, what do I see?)... I see a change made, a stage from not secured to not sirious... People which fight are this which are not secured, people which are soldiers and work in police don't have anything else to do so they decide this to do, but after all when you become such you sign and the contract with the DEAD...

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

One... moment you think it's the end. But it isn't, it's just the beginning.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Lauren Rowe

Okay, this moment is definitely brought to me by the letters W, T, and F.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ernest Cline

Few young men know the Oedipal torment of growing up with an insanely hot, perpetually single mom.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

I never have heard somebody talking about games which are educationable or with logic like chess for example. Nobody watch it from the people which watch football and are good at math. Why they don't do it??

By Anonym 16 Sep

Devon Ashley

I asked you here today because the police department asked me to assess your mental health." I huffed and rolled my eyes. "Already? Seriously? It's been a week." I am fucking sunshine.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Carroll Bryant

A pedophile only screws kids. Democrats screw everyone.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Deyth Banger

Welcome in what? In adult world?? I know it, people which are not sirious have a lot of money and don't know what to do. Every secret told to someone it's not anymore secured, if somebody know the secret, it's not anymore secret there is possibility somebody else to know from where somebody else... It's really "OMG", the "Nerds" which most people call them do some positive things, the people which people call them cool what they do?? Say jokes which are even money, but we must laugh, I didn't get the joke? It's not there the problem, the problem is that it's too stupid to get it, what do I see? I change made, a stage from not secured to not sirious... People which fight are this which are not secured, people which are soldiers and work in police don't have anything else to do so they decide this to do, but after all when you become such you sign and the contract with the DEAD...

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jennifer Martucci

He rubs his hand through his thick, dark hair and I am riveted by the cords of rippling muscles that intertwine and gallop down his arms.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Okay... now I am going to try to ignore you... I gonna try to screw you up...

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

If somebody I say that I have written 9 books up to here + that I have quotes. Some people won't believe, other will be amazed, in my view it's unbelieveable, that 16 Years old has his own books written by him!

By Anonym 16 Sep

W. A. Hoffman

I wished for death," he whispered, and the words took the smile from both our lips. His gaze met mine again, this time it was earnest and beseeching. "I knew I could not leave you behind, so I planned to kill you first. I could not. I sat here with the pistol at your head for a long time. I thought of...how much you loved me, that you would make such a request, and...I could not. So I am chained here in this life, with you." He shook his head quickly. "Non, that did not sound as it should. I...will not betray you by leaving you alone, and I cannot take you with me, so I will remain, because I love you.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

...So let's not lie ourselves, let's view the stuff how they are really are...Universe is endless... TIme is endless..., The possibilities of happening or doing something are endless, the numbers are endless... So look how far did we reach, it's incrediable view out here,... but one thing is missing isn't out this have something near, overall after all?

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Markus Malloy

WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.