Best 92 of Idiots quotes - MyQuotes
If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.
I have often wondered at the extreme fecundity of the press, and how it comes to pass that so many heads on which nature seemed to have inflicted the curse of barrenness should teem with voluminous productions.
Them Frenchies!’ ‘Unchristian, that’s what I call ’em,’ responded Mr. Stubbs severely. ‘I fair compassionate that wench.
Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.
I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.
Taylor Jenkins Reid
I think the word whore is something ignorant people throw around when they have nothing else.
Trump taught us how easily seemingly serious people can become profoundly idiotic. He turned career politicians into circus freaks.
It's all right if people think we are idiots. It's all right if we lie face down on the earth. It's all right if we open the coffin and climb in.
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
It’s a simple idiot-proofing scheme that’s very effective. But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.
In the natural sciences, some checks exist on the prolonged acceptance of nutty ideas, which do not hold up well under experimental and observational tests and cannot readily be shown to give rise to useful working technologies. But in economics and the other social studies, nutty ideas may hang around for centuries. Today, leading presidential candidates and tens of millions of voters in the USA embrace ideas that might have been drawn from a 17th-century book on the theory and practice of mercantilism, and multitudes of politicians and ordinary people espouse notions that Adam Smith, David Ricardo, and others exploded more than two centuries ago. In these realms, nearly everyone simply believes whatever he feels good about believing.
Chronic complainers, in other words, idiots.
Oh, no, no, you've got that all wrong. You're not required to respect elders. After all, most people are idiots, regardless of age. In tribal cultures, we just make sure that elders remain an active part of the culture, even if they're idiots. Especially if they're idiots. You can't just abandon your old people, even if they have nothing intelligent to say. Even if they're crazy.
By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart
Its hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots.
Most people are idiots
...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.
Sometimes idiots can accomplish wonderful things.
World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!
Michael Bassey Johnson
When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.
Allan Dare Pearce
He gives tap dancing lessons to dolts, and you've been recommended by those in the know.
Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.
My work is visionary or imaginative. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care...
I believe that here on this planet there are people on the future and the last thing they will say won't be "We are from the future". Even they won't said, there aren't idiots!
I wonder how Japan's futuristic robot doctors will treat the worst and most widespread disease humanity already has - artificially lowered IQ. Making people stupider makes them buy more stuff – so “How many robots can you afford?” will be the big question of one of the following decades, unless we go back to Communism and produce everything for the sake of it, for free.
If you have the power to change the world for the better, you should do it. That's why people who do nothing are idiots, but idiots who do nothing are life-savers.
I simply refuse to deal with idiots...It has cut my social obligations in half.
And she didn't judge nobody. She loved everyone equal- accountants, queers, musicians, she welcomed us all, said we were all idiots just the same.
His mind It says survival of the fittest but His soul Revival of the idiots So good riddance, dancing
Idiot.” “That fact is well established and adds nothing to the plot.
If you think buying a DSLR has made you a photographer, don't ever buy a Stethoscope.
People who are hard to please, in other words, idiots.
Elizabeth Von Arnim
Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all patience.
Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’ ‘Is he?’ ‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’ She gave the impression that she and Kieran stood together, sane, dispassionate observers of the idiots populating Lula’s world.
The real problem of the world is that the number of the current idiots is much greater than the intellectuals of the past decade all together.
Love is so complicated. I’m glad I don’t suffer from it and hope I never do. It’s amazing how smart, strong people turn into frail, frightened idiots once their hearts are involved.
—What is it about wine, Harry? —What d'ya mean? —What is it that cures us? —Made to glorify the gods. And dull the idiots.
I've never been so happy to have a stupid president. Imagine how much damage he could do with a brain.
To a certain extent, it is my weak point and flaw that I cannot abide and avoid the idiocy of the idiots, the lies of the liars and ignorance of the ignorant.
Religion- made by men to rule women, children and idiots!
It's very simple. Liars initiate, haters carry forward, fools spread, idiots believe and mindful void.
Oh, no, dear. That's not how these things work. Our set has a long tradition of men meeting in pubs to tell each other what they need to hear. You mustn't ruin it.
C. Joybell C
There is no quarrel between science and spirituality. I often hear people of science trying to use it to prove the nonexistence of the spiritual, but I simply can't see a chasm in between the two. What is spiritual produces what is scientific and when science is used to disprove the spiritual, it's always done with the intent to do so; a personal contempt. As a result, scientists today only prove their inferiority to the great founding fathers of the sciences who were practitioners of alchemy. Today's science is washed-out and scrubbed-down and robbed of everything mystical and spiritual, a knowledge born of contempt and discontent. Or perhaps, there are a few who wish to keep those secrets to themselves and serve everyone else up with a tasteless version of science and the idiots of today blindly follow their equally blind leaders.
The great drawback of being witty is that you have to keep your eyes fixed on the semi-idiots around you, and absorb their worthless sensations.
Am I the only one who recalls that Seth Turner used to think trees give off cold air because when you stand in the shade it's cooler than in the sun?
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.
There’s bigots in every race, creed, and orientation. Idiocy is universal.
Don't just sit there and drool. Act like an idiot.
Politics works on the principle that an idiot who knows more idiots is an intelligent.