Best 21 of Coffee humor quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 17 Sep

Gary D. Schmidt

Mrs. Windemere always had a cup of hot coffee waiting for me. Black, which, she said, was the only way to drink it if you wanted to be awake to serve the god of Creativity

By Anonym 20 Sep

Karen Salmansohn

With enough coffee anything is possible

By Anonym 16 Sep

Comic Strip Mama

I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought.... HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Kelvin Mark Coleman

My Cup of AL MO MOTTO...oh yeah, I love that taste in my mouth but drinking too much can be too much and a bit of coffee love here and there is better than none.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Sahara Sanders

The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Comic Strip Mama

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sahara Sanders

A good cup of coffee makes life feel better.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Tanya Masse

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!

By Anonym 19 Sep

Tanya Masse

The problem is NOT the PROBLEM...The problem is I haven’t had enough COFFEE to deal with the PROBLEM.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Comic Strip Mama

I’d like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Caroline George

Coffee first. Save the world later.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Tanya Masse

What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Sahara Sanders

The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth. Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life. A good cup of coffee makes life seem better.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sahara Sanders

Having charged your brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face some more challenges of life.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Stewart Stafford

If drinking alcohol gives people Dutch courage, then drinking coffee gives me Dutch energy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sahara Sanders

A good cup of coffee makes life seem better.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sahara Sanders

Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Cindy Brown

I should never do anything pre-coffee. 'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Charles Bukowski

NOTHING. it doesn't matter if Prince Charles falls off his horse or that the hummingbird is so seldom seen or that we are too senseless to go insane. coffee. give us more of that NOTHING coffee.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Comic Strip Mama

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Comic Strip Mama

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.