Best 47 of Laughter is the best medicine quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Shellie Palmer

You inspire, you put a smile on someone's face, you make someone laugh or deeply touch a person's heart. We all have that in ourselves no matter how tough our journeys are.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Aleksandra Layland

Her joyful spirit would bring laughter and happiness to anyone in her life with the same natural ease that a rose blooms and sheds its perfume.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nuno Roque

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Greenstein

Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

My god, Mr. NOT, would like to kiss your inherited fancy, the only God. Could you forward the address of your pal up there? If you do not, then, my personal fancy says it is my fundamental religious duty to religiously kick yours, and his ass!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Wayne Gerard Trotman

When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Abhijit Naskar

A scholar came to me the other day and said "sir, why do you laugh so much - you are an eminent thinker of our century - you should appear more serious and composed" - hearing this, I burst out in yet another brief laughter and then said to him gently "my dear sir, why can't I laugh in front of my people, my own kind, my humanity, whom I hold most dear - what do I have to hide with the veil of seriousness - I would rather infect another person with a bit of joy through my laughter, than make them desperately serious, with pompous words - a good laughter is as uplifting as a good teaching, for it is simply meditation.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Religious fundamentalists make me scratch my nuts. Makes me wonder. Are my nuts religious, or are the religious nuts? Or what?

By Anonym 17 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

By Anonym 17 Sep

Wayne Gerard Trotman

Most people should laugh more; and, when they laugh, laugh heartily.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Every religious nut must have his or her say, condemning the infidels to hell, every which way. But then so should those opposing them, lampooning these nutcases as they choose, or as they may.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Judith Orloff

The biology of emotional freedom depends on getting your endorphins flowing and turning off your stress hormones. How you achieve this? Laughter, exercise, meditation and doing anything that makes you loved.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Kimberly Davis Basso

Panicking never helps.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Samuel Colbran

I love to laugh! My life would be lessened if I didn't

By Anonym 15 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

People who do not love dogs, know! When you've bitten dust and lying in your grave, a dog will come by and either crap or piss on you. Of course dogs may do the same on my grave too! But in doing so they'll be embracing me, but oh! they will surely be defecating on you.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Srividya Srinivasan

She had no scars to show for her happiness except her laughter lines

By Anonym 20 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Without a sense of humour one's wisdom is but a rumour.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Germany Kent

You're going to make it; You're going to be at peace; You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live; You're going to do great things.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nina George

How strange, thought Perdu, that one laugh can wipe away so much hardship and suffering. A single laugh. And the years flow together and…away.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Those who advocate killing people of another religion or faith by labeling the latter as infidels are dick-heads; that too a bit too little.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Abhijit Naskar

A good laughter is as uplifting as a good teaching, for it is simply meditation.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Jacqueline Edgington

Tis good to laugh. Yer gotta laugh and laugh out loud,” said the leprechaun. “You can cry if you want to but laughin’s better.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

By Anonym 16 Sep

James Hauenstein

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

My pal up there, Mr. NOT, has anointed me as the latest messiah. Yeah, just like that! So, don't you dare utter a word against your newest boss, or I'm gonna whup your fat ass.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Michael Levy

☺☺ When a man gets to 99, he starts to think, he may only have another 10 years of sexy lovemaking left... Still Smiling At 99. ☺☺

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jiten Bhatt

It is important that we learn to smile, Life will anyway teach us to cry!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Fakeer Ishavardas

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.