Best 64 of Fucking quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 19 Sep

Oliver Markus

We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just a giant fuckfest. That beautiful bird chirping? It's a mating call. That pretty little bird is trying to get laid. And why does the peacock have such beautiful feathers? To attract females. Because he's trying to get laid.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Off, this fucking theories... and religious stuff.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... . he isn't like this writer or actor or comedian... - YOU FUCKING LIAR.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mina Carter

She liked this. Liked the closeness. With lover’s she’d taken in the past, things had been short and sweet. She certainly hadn’t stuck about to snuggle in case they started to get ideas, not after the first time. Killing a guy you’d fucked was one thing, but to kill one you’d snuggled with damn near broke a girl’s heart

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

In god's eyes we are fucking naked... did you know that?? - God is fucked screw up person!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Olivia Cunning

You fuckin' rock, baby," he murmured. "You rock at fuckin', baby.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jack Dancer

By the age of thirteen, any blossoming girl knows the power she possesses over boys. By the time she's thirty she's come to realize men would stoop to fucking chickens under the right circumstances.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

If you think somebody cares... Where are you? How are you? ... (You are fucking... damn...WRONG)

By Anonym 19 Sep

Paul Russell

Though she’s long ago come to her own conclusions – that when you get down to it, it’s always fucking that matters, not talking.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nenia Campbell

Fuck, Christina.” “Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Laura Gentile

They burn books now, mama.The monsters burn fucking books now, mama. They have eyes full of disappointing madness. Their tongues taste like fulvous indoctrination. They teach us. Teach us sadism, hatred, lust to kill, conformity. What do you see when you look at me? Daddy?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Roberto Hogue

It seems the guys who are best at sex approach it with the serenity of a Buddhist monk. They are never going to beg for it and when the time is right (and all signs point to yes), then they take charge masterfully and completely.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Oh, Oh my fucking mother she screw ups everything!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

All about the fucking money... money... money... thinking it's for the good for your generation... but so far it's neither and for that and neither and for that... It's mostly for the worst of your generation and other's generations.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Crystal Woods

If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

If it was a story… you could get a hole… Because you are one fucking damn lucky biatch.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Don Delillo

Why are free spirits always so fucking dumb?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Andrew Miller

It’s not about fucking,” she asserted as we clucked nervously over her diagram. “It’s about our species. We need to breed.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Music is an equation of noises and I fucking damn like noises... I die for one more noise.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Hello, I know that now you - father you are reading this Fuck you, fuck you, how did you decide to suicide fucking bastard!...

By Anonym 20 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kathy Acker

If we keep on fucking, I'm not gonna die.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Oh, fucking expression, attention and impression! (Dexter)

By Anonym 19 Sep

Deyth Banger

We both know the answer of everything... It is the fucking!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Mark Leyner

Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But, hello, it's 'hyperborean'--of or relating to the arctic, frigid, very cold. The opposite of infernally hot. Well, what if it's WAY underground down near the inner core of the earth, where it's like 10,000 degrees? Well, what if it's up your ass where it's like 10,000,000 degrees? Well, what if you're a cocksucking dwarf racist retard midget dickwad? Well, what if you're a fucking scatological-bakery urinal-cake-boss motherfucking fist-fucked cow-pie anal-fissureman motherfucker?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Jacquelyn Ayres

Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman "I love you" for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Joyce Haber

Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot." "And more debilitating, I'll bet." He laughed. "Thank God we haven't got time to warm it up. It takes an hour to reach two hundred degrees." He pulled his stiffened cock from her mouth. "I'm there already, baby.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Darnell Lamont Walker

Waiting for a hot pocket to cook we’d fuck and be satisfied, barefoot on new york city apartment linoleum. A satisfying hot pocket and a big ass smile and a tight ass grip and a wall beside a random pipe beside the stove where we left palm and dick prints. We fucked like this. Three condoms in an hour and a half and where are you now? Holding the hand of some local dude you wish was a little more international, wishing you had known I was enough and asked me to stay. You are standing in the kitchen waiting for popcorn to pop while he washes dishes, not knowing I’m wishing back for you.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter. I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole, said the man, moving towards her. Comfort struggled with all her feminine might, but the old masculine but old man ripped her wrapper and slapped her on the face. Lie here, Lie here! I'm gonna do what your old man did to your mama and its gonna sweet you. She screamed as the man's organ prick her glory hole like a sharp needle.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Pam Godwin

There are a holyfuckton of women crowing about your unapologetic fucking. They even named your famous positions." Oh Jesus, she knew about that. "Don't-" "The Limp Away From Jay Lay

By Anonym 16 Sep

Charles Bukowski

I care for you, darling, I love you, the only reason I fucked L. is because you fucked Z. and then I fucked R. and you fucked N. and because you fucked N. I had to fuck Y. But I think of you constantly, I feel you here in my belly like a baby, love I'd call it, no matter what happens I'd call it love, and so you fucked C. and then before I could move you fucked W., so I had to fuck D. But I want you to know that I love you, I think of you constantly, I don't think I've ever loved anybody like I love you.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

Yesterday was the fucking history... the "Now" is the most vicious part of all... as for tomorrow it's the fucking mystery.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Deyth Banger

To live in this world "Real World", you should be FUCKING nerd.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

...I have test... "I wanna to make a screenshot of this... on the board..."... "Can I go to the toilet?"... Hahaha... this fucking people... I'm going to cheat and nobody can do anything about that!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Larry Mcmurtry

I don’t claim to know much: cards, fucking, and dentistry about covers it,” Doc said.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Nenia Campbell

Locking eyes with a shape-shifter was aggressive. Very aggressive. One generally didn't do that unless one wanted to fight. Or fuck.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Crystal Woods

When inside of her, he’s beside himself.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Joyce Haber

Gasping, screaming, rocking sideways and back and forth, she came. She kept his prick inside her until she felt yet another surge of his fuck. She came. He had come three times, she twice. And Marina wanted to come again.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Off, pff keep this fucking shit stuff for you, I don't give shit about them.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

Don't Cry for this biatch, don't cry for this moron. She isn't your type, she doesn't like you and she won't like you she is just a person which is hypocrite and she get's envy when she see your life - How wonderful is it, how is full with loads stuff and then she looks her life. Full of horror, full of days of nightmare, full of days of angry people shouting each other... It's not in the blame, it's in the cases, the place where the two persons live! Don't get angry that he have left you, maybe you will find something better than him, it's a fact you give something for something. Everywhere is like this, don't listen this outside biatches which say "The World isn't a business, it's not you must..." Fucking bullshit, you must do this, somebody saves your life you must go and save and his, that's the rules, that's the law of the attraction, that's how it works, liked or not...

By Anonym 19 Sep

Nenia Campbell

They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm of animals—if they didn't devour you with the enthusiasm of one first.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

I was a victim of violence... No reason for vileonce just few sucirity guards came... we were 3... they were 2... and look they fucking kicked and punched us very very very hard. Disapproval of the whole thing means by itself dead.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deyth Banger

Without focus you are nothing and nobody... ... Everything is up to focusing and DEFINITELY YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING CRUCIAL.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

The fucking problem of all and everything is that I just forgot,... the message.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Roberto Hogue

Great sex is all about freedom and being everything you’ve always wanted to be. Know now that the only limits you have in regards to your own sexuality are the ones you impose on yourself.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Jacquelyn Ayres

She had be by the balls - literally had her fingers wrapped around my balls! Her hand fit them good, Mitch!" I can hear desire in his voice. "At times it was a little painful, I have to admit, but my balls were made to fit in her palm. Mitch, "he says, all too seriously, "I have found the keeper of my balls, Mitch. I'm ready to hand them over.