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By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I haven't learned how to confront a problem by avoiding it.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brian Spellman

On the plus side, life doesn't add up.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brian Spellman

People always switched on turn me off.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

If sensing of yourself so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense ... sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Brian Spellman

To Americans, either/or means both.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brian Spellman

The first casualty of war is casual wear.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brian Spellman

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brian Spellman

Swallowed my pride and shit lions.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brian Spellman

All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

First, let me finish. Then interrupt.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Brian Spellman

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brian Spellman

Suicide solves midlife crises.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brian Spellman

Sometimes the first insanity is the worst insanity. Sometimes it's the only one. Sometimes that's good news. Sometimes it's bad news.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

If the mind fits, shrink it.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

It is free speech, just edited into defeat.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I couldn't stop so I quit.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Brian Spellman

You know what they say. They?

By Anonym 17 Sep

Brian Spellman

Life is short unless agony is long.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

Fear of curiosity kills the cat ... slowly.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

Honesty is the best insurance policy.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brian Spellman

The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Brian Spellman

My abs are normal - McAmerican.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I must catch up on procrastination.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Brian Spellman

The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Brian Spellman

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brian Spellman

Absence makes the mind go yonder.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Brian Spellman

My body has never been to Europe. My mind has never left it.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Brian Spellman

They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brian Spellman

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brian Spellman

A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brian Spellman

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I forgot what I was going to think.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Brian Spellman

The early worm gets bird shit.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I never read Civil Disobedience. They did assign it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brian Spellman

A broken shoelace can strangle me.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Brian Spellman

When to others it's not lying. It's privacy.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Brian Spellman

We have our difference in common.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Brian Spellman

I chase my dreams through nightmares.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Brian Spellman

Most leave to be on time, thus always late.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Brian Spellman

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.