Best 25 of Dwarf quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sabrina Zbasnik

It looks like you are trying to escape utter annihilation. Would you like some assistance?” - WEST

By Anonym 18 Sep

Andrzej Sapkowski

Petru Cobbin chciał capnąć Geralta za kołnierz, ale nie zdołał, bo do akcji wkroczył spokojny dotąd i małomówny Addario Bach. Krasnolud kopnął Cobbina w zgięcie kolana. Cobbin runął na klęczki. Addario Bach doskoczył, z rozmachem grzmotnął go pięścią w nerkę, poprawił w bok głowy. Waligóra zwalił się na pokład. - I co z tego, że duży? - Krasnolud powiódł spojrzeniem po pozostałych. - Robi tylko większy huk, gdy pada.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Neil Gaiman

One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irritably into the middle of the flames, which made Thor feel slightly better and made all the dwarfs feel much worse.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Haruki Murakami

Unsure how to answer, I took another grape. Time was no problem for me, but I wasn't eager to hear the long life story of a dwarf. And besides, this was a dream. It could evaporate any moment.

By Anonym 18 Sep

John Connolly

Story!" The dwarf snorted. "You'll be talking about "happily ever after" next. Do we look happy? There's no happily ever after for us. Miserabily ever after, more like.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

The only way to be a giant in this universe is to realise first that you are a dwarf yet!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Deborah Blake

You might even say their bark is as bad as their bite.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Daniel Keidl

Sorry, there’s just not enough mead to go around.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Eoin Colfer

[Artemis] returned to the aft bay for Mulch's version of a briefing. The dwarf had drawn a crude diagram on a backlit wall panel. In fairness, there were more artistic chimpanzees. And less pungent ones. Mulch was using a carrot as a pointer, or more accurately, several carrots. Dwarfs liked carrots. 'This is Koboi Labs,' He mumbled around a mouthful of vegetable. 'That?' exclaimed Root. 'I realize, Julius, that it is not an accurate schematic.' The Commander exploded from his chair. 'An accurate schematic? It's a rectangle for heaven's sake!' Mulch was unperturbed. 'That's not important. This is the important bit.' 'That wobbly line?' 'It's a fissure,' pouted the dwarf. 'Anybody can see that.' 'Anybody in kindergarten maybe. So it's a fissure, so what?' 'This is the clever bit. Y'see that fissure is not usually there.' Root began strangling the air again. Something he was doing more and more lately.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sabrina Zbasnik

Gods take whoever designed this crawlspace and jam them inside a sardine can. Then put that sardine can inside a pill box and shoot both into a black hole. Ugh, and I am having a very long discussion with Orn and his habit of throwing old candy sticks through the grates!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Ben Willoughby

I suppose a human's carriage is a dwarf's bus.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Dejan Stojanovic

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Alexei Maxim Russell

Never interrupt a faerie circle ceremony. And, if a faerie has appeared to you, visually, do not speak to it until it has spoken to you. These two transgressions are considered so rude, that the faeries may literally attack you, on the spot.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Sabrina Zbasnik

Orcs do not have enemies.” Monde tried to search for the proper term, “We have…adversaries.” “Isn’t that the same thing?” “Depends on who’s winning the war.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Nicolas Jarry

Quelle liberté nous reste-t'il si nos propres choix sont conditionnés par des émotions sur lesquelles nous n'avons aucune emprise ?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sabrina Zbasnik

I’ve always wondered though,” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?” “Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?” “Until they learn a new position.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nelson Rodrigues

Any boy seems, nowadays, a tried and wicked 47 years old dwarf.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Bamigboye Olurotimi

You are not for any reason less than whom God created you to be, don't live like a dwarf where you are seen as a giant.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Sabrina Zbasnik

We are being fired upon.” “By what?” “A ham sandwich.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Sabrina Zbasnik

ORN!” Variel shouted. “Yeah yeah, kill us all. I got it,” the dwarf grumbled.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Nicolas Jarry

Tu sais que t'es chez toi quand t'as trouvé un trou où calancher en paix.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

The less courage you have, the more dwarf you shall be; the more courage you have, the more giant you shall be!

By Anonym 20 Sep

T. William Watts

Yes, impossible. But do not dread, impossibility is just another measure of difficulty. The skills of dwargens and flillows sometimes match the impossible..." - Dwenzuak the dwargen

By Anonym 19 Sep

David Louden

Tossing a smile my way I nodded back to her. Veronica had come home. Somewhere in a thirty-six dollar a night shack a Nazi dwarf was making it with two call girls. Los Angeles was one hell of a city.