Best 73 of Puppy quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Shakespeare

I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Katherine Mcintyre

You’re like an oceanic Lassie.” My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again.

By Anonym 19 Sep

J. Wesley Porter

We could be having a good or a bad day and Bear would give you a warm greeting that could melt your heart

By Anonym 13 Sep

June Carter Cash

Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.

By Anonym 14 Sep

George Saunders

Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include . . . well, EVERYTHING.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brody Jenner

Watching a company develop is like watching a puppy grow. When you can watch something grow that you created - it's really an amazing feeling.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Beth Ostrosky Stern

You have to walk through the kennel and check out the older animals before you can get to the puppies and kittens - and let me tell you, sometimes the adopters never make it to the puppies and kittens.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jon Winokur

Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Hillary Clinton

On the spending, don't forget bridges and roads. It's like puppies and ice cream - who doesn't like them?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Joan Bauer

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jean Donaldson

Dogs (like rats) are multitalented but they are also not very smart the way humans are. A recent book, devoted to the intelligence of dogs, is 250+ pages long (Stanley Coren, The Intelligence of Dogs: A Guide to the Thoughts, Emotions, and Inner Lives of Our Canine Companions, 1994). Interestingly, despite careful qualifications by Coren regarding definitions, the ranking of breeds by intelligence literally made newspaper headlines. We are obviously fascinated by the notion that dogs - or at least certain breeds of dog - might, just might, be really, really smart. It all makes as much sense as evaluating humans on our ability to sniff for bombs or echo-locate.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Michael Delaware

He ran from one side of the cage, and then back again, which was not very far. It was far only if you were a puppy.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Neil Gaiman

I'll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your crotch? I bet there's nothing a puppy can do that I can't do!

By Anonym 14 Sep

Henry Ward Beecher

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

By Anonym 17 Sep

George Saunders

O.K., then, all right, they would adopt a white-trash dog. Ha ha. They could name it Zeke, buy it a little corncob pipe and a straw hat. She imagined the puppy, having crapped on the rug, looking up at her, going, Cain’t hep it. But no. Had she come from a perfect place? Everything was transmutable. She imagined the puppy grown up, entertaining some friends, speaking to them in a British accent: My family of origin was, um, rather not, shall we say, of the most respectable... Ha ha, wow, the mind was amazing, always cranking out these—

By Anonym 17 Sep

Sandra Kring

Lucky ain’t a puppy no more and he don’t bark for just any old reason. It takes a mailman, a squirrel, a car, a bird, a blowing leaf, or a tumbling scrap of paper to get him stirred up now.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gene Hill

Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Emmy Rossum

When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jerry Spinelli

I have to tell you I love living in a world without clocks. The shackles are gone. I’m a puppy unleashed in a meadow of time. -- Stargirl

By Anonym 14 Sep

Theodorus Gaza

The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind

By Anonym 13 Sep

Erika Slezak

But also, it's a wonderful thing for children to see the birthing of puppies, to see nature at its best when it works and to have the experience of the puppies.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Joaquin Miller

The biggest dog has been a pup.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Philippa Gregory

In Spain," indeed! He would have got no closer than the Indies if I had not showed him how to do it. Stupid puppy.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ron Clarke

In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jerry Lawler

Are you ready for some puppies?!

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Thurber

I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Jordan

A young wolfhound must meet his first wolf someday, but if the wolf sees him as a puppy, if he acts the puppy, the wolf will surely kill him. The wolfhound must be a wolfhound in the wolf's eyes even more than in his own, if he is to survive.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Steven Rowley

When I held my new puppy in my arms, I broke down in tears. Because I had fallen in love. Not somewhat in love. Not partly in love. Not in a limited amount. I fell fully in love with a creature I had known for all of nine hours.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Stacey Ballis

There is a gate across the entrance, which Liam moves aside for me, and there is a scrabbling noise as a red blur comes zooming across the room. Liam reaches down and picks up the dervish, who licks him frantically. "Hello, girl. Nice to see you too. This is Anneke, she's a friend of mine. Anneke, this is Kerry. Like the country." I can finally see that she is an Irish setter, maybe four or five months old, and I reach out to pet her, and Liam drops her unceremoniously in my arms. She is soft and warm, and immediately snuggles cozily against me. "Cute pup." "Yeah, I have to say, she has stolen my heart." "That's just because she's Irish." "That might be it. Always did have a thing for redheads." This makes me blush, and I focus on cuddling the puppy to cover my discomfit.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Derek Landy

They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Georgette Heyer

And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy’s floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it.” (Charles)

By Anonym 13 Sep

Josh Billings

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Chuck Palahniuk

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Wagner

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Kylie Minogue

I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

L. J. Shen

Come on, buddy. The maze is fun." I tug at the leash. "I did unholy things to your future mom there more times than I can count." "Jesse!" I call out to her, which prompts her breathless giggles, the ones that float straight to my dick. I know where to find her. In the center of the snowflake. "Stay where you are. I'm coming to get you." I'm praying the Labrador puppy behind me won't bark and shit all over my surprise. Especially literally. "Are you panting?" She laughs harder, and I shoot the pup a you're-making-me-look-bad frown, trying hard not to crack up. Dude is killing my swag. For a cute thing, he sure sounds like a chain-smoking swine. "Yeah." I crack my gum. "Gotta work on my cardio. I could use some help." "You're getting help twice a day, sometimes three on weekends.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jonah Goldberg

Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're just a jerk who likes to kick puppies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Henry Fielding

A wonder lasts but nine days, and then the puppy's eyes are open.

By Anonym 15 Sep

V. S. Naipaul

As for the young man carrying the groceries, he was a thin, fair-skinned young man, and I would have said that he had been born in the house. He had the vacant, dog-like expressions that house-born slaves, as I remembered, liked to put on when they were in public with their masters and performing some simple task. This fellow was pretending that the Waitrose groceries were a great burden, but this was just an act, to draw attention to himself and the lady he served. He, too, had mistaken me for an Arab, and when we crossed he had dropped the burdened-down expression and given me a look of wistful inquisitiveness, like a puppy that wanted to play but had just been made to understand that it wasn't playtime.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ian Dunbar

Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Haruki Murakami

Sometimes you’re just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Elizabeth Hoyt

Do you remember that I said I have something to show you?" Back when they were entering the house. Before she'd seen Hugh. Before their argument. "Yes?" He pushed open the door to her bedroom. "Look." She went inside and saw Valente sitting on the floor in front of her fireplace with a basket. He had a silly grin on his face. She glanced over her shoulder to Raphael. "What-?" Her husband tilted his chin toward Valente and the basket. "Go and see." At the same time she heard an animal whimper. Her lips parted and she picked up her skirts to hurry to the basket. It was lined with a soft blanket and inside was the sweetest little blond puppy, looking very sorry for itself. Iris stared, torn. Did Raphael think a 'puppy' would be an adequate substitution for him? The moment the puppy saw her it began whimpering and yipping, trying to climb from its wicker prison, but its legs were too short to make the attempt and it ended by falling backward, revealing that it was female. It was hardly the puppy's fault that she was angry with Raphael. "Oh," Iris breathed, sinking to her knees on the carpet opposite Valente. "She's perfect." Somehow the words made tears start in her eyes again. She picked up the puppy, which wriggled in Iris's hands until she held the small animal against her chest. The puppy promptly began licking Iris's chin with a tiny pink tongue. Iris looked up at Raphael through her tears. "What is her name?" He shook his head. "She has none that I know of. You must give her one." Iris stood, cradling the still-squirming puppy carefully, and went to her husband. "Thank you." She stood on tiptoe and kissed him on the lips, trying to convey all she'd said before. All he'd pushed aside. 'Stay. Stay. Stay.' Raphael took her arms gently and kissed her, angling his face over hers. He embraced her as if she were a lifeline. As if he wished to remain with her forever. The puppy yelped and he took a step back, breaking the kiss. Drawing away from her without effort. He walked out of the bedroom. Iris closed her eyes to keep her sorrow and tears in. She kissed the top of the puppy's silky head and whispered in her ear, "Tansy.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gena Showalter

Why wouldn't I dance?' Uh, maybe because at first glance he looked like he ate puppies for breakfast and kittens for lunch?

By Anonym 20 Sep

J. Wesley Porter

When the puppy licked my hand, we all knew he was the one for us

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rudyard Kipling

...he will be our friend for always and always and always.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlie Sheen

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I don’t know nothing about birthing puppies, Miss Scarlett, but I can cleave the head off a Daimon without breaking a sweat. (Valerius)

By Anonym 16 Sep

Kate Morton

It was a glorious evening, the sun seeming to hesitate in the process of setting, as if it couldn't bear to end the day. It was teetering on the horizon, throwing ribbons of pink and mauve across the sky like life ropes, and the air was sweet with jasmine. They'd brought the white cane chairs down from the house, and Anthony, having spent the afternoon entertaining the girls, had finally opened the newspaper he'd brought with him, only to fall into a doze behind it. Edwina, the new puppy, was leaping about at Eleanor's feet, pouncing on a ball the girls had found for her, and Eleanor was rolling it gently along the cooling lawn, laughing fondly as the puppy tripped over her ears to fetch it back. She was teasing the little dog, lifting the ball just out of reach for the pleasure of seeing her balance on her hind legs, cycle her little paws in the air, and then snap at it with her teeth. They were sharp teeth. The puppy had already managed to tear holes in most of Eleanor's stockings. Darling little menace, she had a sixth sense for rooting out the things she shouldn't have, but it was impossible to be cross with her. She only had to look up with those big brown eyes and cock her head just so and Eleanor melted. She'd wanted a dog when she was a girl, but her mother had declared them "filthy beasts" and that was that.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bill Maher

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Herjavec

If you are under the illusion that you can start a business and run it at your life's schedule, you are mistaken. The business is like a starving puppy - when it needs to eat, then it needs to eat regardless of what you have going on personally.