Best 955 of Computer quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Larry Wall

You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mike Godwin

Fertilizer played a greater role in this case than computers.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Steven Magee

A good quote is like a computer virus, as it starts replicating itself all over the internet.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mitch Albom

I don't use any fance quill pens or pads, because I can't read my own handwriting. I just use whatever computer is laying around, and start writing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Scott Mcnealy

In a world without fences, who needs Gates?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jaron Lanier

Musicians and journalists are the canaries in the coalmine, but, eventually, as computers get more and more powerful, it will kill off all middle-class professions.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Louis Srygley

Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Stephen King

I had been hobbled, perhaps even crippled by a pervasive internet society I had come to depend on and take for granted... hit enter and let Google, that twenty-first century Big Brother, take care of the rest. In the Derry of 1958, the most up-to-date computers were the size of small housing developments, and the local paper was no help. What did that leave? I remembered a sociology prof I’d had in college - a sarcastic old bastard - who used to say, When all else fails, give up and go to the library.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Linus Torvalds

A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows

By Anonym 13 Sep

Rudy Rucker

If we suppose that many natural phenomena are in effect computations, the study of computer science can tell us about the kinds of natural phenomena that can occur.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Damien Hirst

I think I've always been afraid of painting, really. Right from the beginning. All my paintings are about painting without a painter. Like a kind of mechanical form of painting. Like finding some imaginary computer painter, or a robot who paints.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Steven Magee

As an engineer, I am chained to the Microsoft Windows operating system because most computer peripherals only come with Windows drivers.

By Anonym 14 Sep

John Landis

Quite honestly, ... there`s never been stunt driving before or after as spectacular or elaborate. That`s all real, no (computer trickery).

By Anonym 14 Sep

Steven Pearlstein

It is possible in theory and I think true in practice that centralization could have been the optimal solution at the beginning of the computer era and now, but not in between. And it may change back again with some other technological development. Some things move in a straight line. Others move like a pendulum.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Patrick Murray

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mark Hoppus

During the downtime on tour, I simply walk from room to room, staring into my computer.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Scott Meyers

That doesn't upset too many people, but the fact that accessibility restrictions don't enter into the picture has caused more than one otherwise pacifistic soul to contemplate distinctly unpacifistic actions.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Max Hastings

It's miraculous how much easier the computer has made my sort of work.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Edward Snowden

I went to a website the other day and right at the top of the page it showed me my ip address. It was the most disturbing moment I have ever experienced. This website even told me what internet browser I was using, and what day it was. Computers can do anything.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Avi Rubin

People's computers are not getting more secure. They're getting more infected with viruses. They're getting more under the control of malware.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Steve Case

One of the problems with computers, particularly for the older people, is they were befuddled by them, and the computers have gotten better. They have gotten easier to use. They have gotten less expensive. The software interfaces have made things a lot more accessible

By Anonym 13 Sep

Bill Gates

Competition is always a fantastic thing, and the computer industry is intensely competitive.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charles Babbage

Mr. Herschel... brought with him the calculations of the computers, and we commenced the tedious process of verification. After a time many discrepancies occurred, and at one point these discordances were so numerous that I exclaimed, "I wish to God these calculations had been executed by steam," to which Herschel replied, "It is quite possible.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Verity Stob

Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gregory Chaitin

A random sequence is one that cannot be algorithmically compressed : the shortest description of a random sequence is simply the sequence itself.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Steven Magee

USA schools know that computer electromagnetic interference (EMI) emissions, WiFi and campus cell towers are radiation poisoning the children and the government is determined to keep on doing it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Larry Wall

A good messenger expects to get shot.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Brian Regan

It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mitchel Resnick

I never took a computer science course in college, because then it was a thing you just learned on your own.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Quentin Crisp

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Steven Magee

Working the astronomy night shift required sitting and staring at many computer screens for up to eighteen hours per night for several nights.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Malachy Mccourt

Corporations can deduct their planes, all their office expenses, their machinery, their computers and Teleprompters and whatever else they have. They can deduct their yachts, they can deduct their limousines, their planes, everything.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Hal Abelson

[Computer science] is not really about computers and it's not about computers in the same sense that physics is not really about particle accelerators, and biology is not about microscopes and Petri dishes... and geometry isn't really about using surveying instruments.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gabriel Campisi

Today, with computer-generated visual effects, everything is possible. So we've seen everything. If it can be imagined, it can be put on screen.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bill Gates

Microsoft went into orbit because it had a booster rocket attached to it called IBM.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Jimmy Carl Black

I use Windows; '98 second edition and it works very good for me. You know, I just started on the computer about 9 months ago and am fascinated with the possibilities. I don't know what I would do without it now.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Ken Olsen

Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mary Ellen Mark

Nowadays shots are created in post-production, on computers. It's not really photography.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Pamela Mccorduck

Both instruments are processors of information. Both appeared when nothing quite like them had existed before, and both began to make their effects felt immediately (a situation that isn't invariable with new technology). Both devices were less the result of a single breakthrough than of an evolving set of technologies. Like the computer, the printing press had no one certain inventor; it was a technology whose time had come.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Larry Ellison

Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who is going to build.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Paul Dourish

Our experience using computers reflects a trade-off that was made fifty years ago or more.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Timothy Leary

Prayer is ecstatic communication with your innernavigational computer.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

Some people today are wandering generalities instead of meaningful specifics because they have failed to discover and mine the wealth of potentials in them.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Matshona Dhliwayo

The world's greatest computer is the human mind, not the machine.

By Anonym 16 Sep

David Chiles

It's proper Netiquette to view in-App webpages in a mobile browser for better security. NetworkEtiquette.net

By Anonym 15 Sep

Jennifer Tour Chayes

Theoretical Computer Science is just as useless as everything we mathematicians do.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Patricia Cornwell

When I was at college there were two things I vowed I'd never do. One was go to a funeral and the other was deal with computers. And then I ended up being a computer programmer in a morgue.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Larry Wall

The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Stephen Wolfram

So the thing I realized rather gradually - I must say starting about 20 years ago now that we know about computers and things - there's a possibility of a more general basis for rules to describe nature.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Marvin Minsky

Once the computers got control, we might never get it back. We would survive at their sufferance. If we're lucky, they might decide to keep us as pets.