Best 22 of Funny joke quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 15 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747? -About 20 pounds. -Yo mama carries more passengers. -Not everyone's been on a 747.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Alyxandra Harvey

(Hunter) "conner was at his desk, tapping away at another computer. It was amazing how much he and Quinn looked alike. Quinn nudged me as if he knew what I was thinking. "I'm cuter,"he informed me loftily.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Oliver Oliver Reed

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.