Best 110 of Fuck quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 16 Sep

John Thomas Idlet

getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that nine tenths of what goes down is bullshit that there's just no way to be with people & not smear yr tongue with bullshit lies that it doesn't help to fuck with people & anyway once you know how it's no fun any more

By Anonym 19 Sep

Deyth Banger

To enjoy something you should enjoy the quality... fucked up quality equal not having enjoyment.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Joyce Haber

Gasping, screaming, rocking sideways and back and forth, she came. She kept his prick inside her until she felt yet another surge of his fuck. She came. He had come three times, she twice. And Marina wanted to come again.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Oliver Markus Malloy

We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just a giant fuckfest. That beautiful bird chirping? It's a mating call. That pretty little bird is trying to get laid. And why does the peacock have such beautiful feathers? To attract females. Because he's trying to get laid. Animals in the wild spend their entire lives trying to stay alive, and to mate. That's it. They eat, they sleep, they fuck, they raise their offspring. That's the meaning of their lives.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Daniel Clowes

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Patti Smith

Well I haven't fucked much with the past, But I've fucked plenty with the future. - Babelogue

By Anonym 16 Sep

Allan Bridjith

Don't loose your respect for your lazyness. Fuckers may loose; Bravers won't. Choice is yours..

By Anonym 15 Sep

Edmund White

Charles used to say, “If God had meant boys to be fucked, he would have put a hole in their ass.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Off, fuck off enough of this shit… and screw you.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Don't judge me you social fuck.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Oliver Markus

We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just a giant fuckfest. That beautiful bird chirping? It's a mating call. That pretty little bird is trying to get laid. And why does the peacock have such beautiful feathers? To attract females. Because he's trying to get laid.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Jim Jensen

Trust me I know this shit, Don't fuck with me!

By Anonym 16 Sep

David Wong

Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Deyth Banger

U just gotta a ticket for the new town "FUCK YOU".

By Anonym 16 Sep

Marc Maron

If you don't like something it's okay to shut the fuck up about it and find something you do like.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

God is a corrupted fuck.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Stephen Demone

To satiate is a dirty thing, she’s mine, a possession, equally dirty and never satiates.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Colum Mccann

Well, I'd say fuck too, if I were me. I'd say it backward and forward and around the block, fuck this and fuck that and fuck it all at once, twice, three times.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Oh, fucking expression, attention and impression! (Dexter)

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

Ahh ugh.. ., you are a smartass… Twisted fuck!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Samiha Totanji

Damn the tunnels and fuck those who wait for the light at the end of it, Darling; Just stop wasting your time and learn to be your own kind of light …

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

Swallow "FUCK You" recipe.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Hey.... hey mother fuckers, waky, waky, wake up, wake up....

By Anonym 16 Sep

Joe Coleman

I'm seein' the syphilitic afterbirth of a Mongolian clusterfuck, is what I see there.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Nenia Campbell

Fuck, Christina.” “Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

CUT! ... Cut... ... FUCKING CUT IT! .... Where is the fucking screenplay?

By Anonym 16 Sep

Annalee Newitz

Every master loves to fuck a slave. It is a law of nature, or maybe culture.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Off Fuck off... the same story over and over and again and again.. I don't want it!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Allan Bridjith

If no one should not ask with you anything. Then for what the fuck purpose you raised question with me..

By Anonym 20 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

When people say they're too busy, ask them If they'll have time to die, and see If dead's gonna give a damn.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Bijou Hunter

You like to say fucking a lot, don’t you?” I muttered while adding the sweatpants to the cart. “It’s like verbal salt. I enjoy sprinkling it on everything.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Deyth Banger

All about the fucking money... money... money... thinking it's for the good for your generation... but so far it's neither and for that and neither and for that... It's mostly for the worst of your generation and other's generations.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Deyth Banger

She is my mom.... he is her boyfriend!?... So what!? SO WHAT THE FUCK... WHO FUCKING GIVES HIM OR HER A PERMISSION TO FUCK MY DAY?... TO SCREW MY DAY...

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Improvising is playing a game with no plot rules which middles you as fuck.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Andrew Armacost

The basic formula of life... SURVIVE. EAT. SHIT. FUCK. BUY A HOUSE and DIE. It's all been scripted. But there's no need to see the second act. You already know how the play ends, don't you?

By Anonym 18 Sep

Michael Bassey Johnson

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter. I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole, said the man, moving towards her. Comfort struggled with all her feminine might, but the old masculine but old man ripped her wrapper and slapped her on the face. Lie here, Lie here! I'm gonna do what your old man did to your mama and its gonna sweet you. She screamed as the man's organ prick her glory hole like a sharp needle.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Nitya Prakash

We try to make life a perfect Omelette & fuck up midway. So we make Bhurji & tell people that the scrambled mess is what we always wanted.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Deyth Banger

Magic = Chess, Chess is with strategy, doing moves which people think that they are random, but they aren't random. They are part of the strategy. The same is in the magic. However, the magic, have the ability to distraction!

By Anonym 18 Sep

Matt Wallace

So you’re saying they don’t want to kill us, they want to fuck us?” “At that level of desire the two acts are interchangeable, sir.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Don't let the past fuck your future.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Allan Bridjith

Dear Fuckers, You may laugh at seeing one person's situation . Just remember.. You was also in that situation.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Simon Pegg

(on the word "fuck") 'Oh, come on, Mum,' I sighed at her protest. 'It's just an old Anglo-Saxon word for the female organ which has been adopted by an inherently misogynist language as a negative epithet. It's the same as "fuck", it basically means the same as copulate, but the latter is perfectly acceptable. Why? Because copulate has its roots in Latin and Latin reminds us that we are a sophisticated, learned species, not the rutting animals that these prehistoric grunts would have us appear to be, and isn't that really the issue here? We don't want to admit that we are essentially animals? We want to distinguish ourselves from the fauna with grand conceits and elaborate language; become angels worthy of salvation, not dumb creatures consigned to an earthly, terminal end. It's just a word, Mum; a sound meaning a thing; and your disgust is just denial of a greater horror: that our consciousness is not an indication of our specialness but the terrifying key to knowing how truly insignificant we are.' She told me to got fuck myself.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Sudheer Reddy

Go, follow your heart and fuck yourself.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Lisa Glatt

I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Deyth Banger

Hello, I know that now you - father you are reading this Fuck you, fuck you, how did you decide to suicide fucking bastard!...

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tati-ana Mercedes

Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Eyden I.

Year Zillion “What is your contribution to society?” “I mind my own business and I always know when to shut the fuck up.” **Gets Nobel Prize** If two people are happy together, just leave them alone.

By Anonym 18 Sep

S. S. Barry

That was how he managed to convince them to allow his wife to be a part of the ritual and to allow him to watch while his wife got fucked by a “bull with a large black cock,” which was how he described it while seated in Cynthia’s living room.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Crystal Woods

(When) When you call me nugget. When you take pictures of me. When you dance. When you complement me. When you laugh. When your eyes squint as you smile. When we make love when we're sick. I fall more in love with you.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Deyth Banger

We gonna use codes... to be easily able to talk about different girls and to give them rates from 1 up to 10.