Best 110 of Fuck quotes - MyQuotes
getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that nine tenths of what goes down is bullshit that there's just no way to be with people & not smear yr tongue with bullshit lies that it doesn't help to fuck with people & anyway once you know how it's no fun any more
To enjoy something you should enjoy the quality... fucked up quality equal not having enjoyment.
Gasping, screaming, rocking sideways and back and forth, she came. She kept his prick inside her until she felt yet another surge of his fuck. She came. He had come three times, she twice. And Marina wanted to come again.
Oliver Markus Malloy
We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just a giant fuckfest. That beautiful bird chirping? It's a mating call. That pretty little bird is trying to get laid. And why does the peacock have such beautiful feathers? To attract females. Because he's trying to get laid. Animals in the wild spend their entire lives trying to stay alive, and to mate. That's it. They eat, they sleep, they fuck, they raise their offspring. That's the meaning of their lives.
Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.
Well I haven't fucked much with the past, But I've fucked plenty with the future. - Babelogue
Don't loose your respect for your lazyness. Fuckers may loose; Bravers won't. Choice is yours..
Charles used to say, “If God had meant boys to be fucked, he would have put a hole in their ass.
Off, fuck off enough of this shit… and screw you.
Don't judge me you social fuck.
We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just a giant fuckfest. That beautiful bird chirping? It's a mating call. That pretty little bird is trying to get laid. And why does the peacock have such beautiful feathers? To attract females. Because he's trying to get laid.
Trust me I know this shit, Don't fuck with me!
Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.
U just gotta a ticket for the new town "FUCK YOU".
If you don't like something it's okay to shut the fuck up about it and find something you do like.
God is a corrupted fuck.
To satiate is a dirty thing, she’s mine, a possession, equally dirty and never satiates.
Well, I'd say fuck too, if I were me. I'd say it backward and forward and around the block, fuck this and fuck that and fuck it all at once, twice, three times.
Oh, fucking expression, attention and impression! (Dexter)
Ahh ugh.. ., you are a smartass… Twisted fuck!
Damn the tunnels and fuck those who wait for the light at the end of it, Darling; Just stop wasting your time and learn to be your own kind of light …
Swallow "FUCK You" recipe.
Hey.... hey mother fuckers, waky, waky, wake up, wake up....
I'm seein' the syphilitic afterbirth of a Mongolian clusterfuck, is what I see there.
Fuck, Christina.” “Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that.
CUT! ... Cut... ... FUCKING CUT IT! .... Where is the fucking screenplay?
Every master loves to fuck a slave. It is a law of nature, or maybe culture.
Off Fuck off... the same story over and over and again and again.. I don't want it!
If no one should not ask with you anything. Then for what the fuck purpose you raised question with me..
Michael Bassey Johnson
When people say they're too busy, ask them If they'll have time to die, and see If dead's gonna give a damn.
You like to say fucking a lot, don’t you?” I muttered while adding the sweatpants to the cart. “It’s like verbal salt. I enjoy sprinkling it on everything.
All about the fucking money... money... money... thinking it's for the good for your generation... but so far it's neither and for that and neither and for that... It's mostly for the worst of your generation and other's generations.
She is my mom.... he is her boyfriend!?... So what!? SO WHAT THE FUCK... WHO FUCKING GIVES HIM OR HER A PERMISSION TO FUCK MY DAY?... TO SCREW MY DAY...
Improvising is playing a game with no plot rules which middles you as fuck.
The basic formula of life... SURVIVE. EAT. SHIT. FUCK. BUY A HOUSE and DIE. It's all been scripted. But there's no need to see the second act. You already know how the play ends, don't you?
Michael Bassey Johnson
Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter. I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole, said the man, moving towards her. Comfort struggled with all her feminine might, but the old masculine but old man ripped her wrapper and slapped her on the face. Lie here, Lie here! I'm gonna do what your old man did to your mama and its gonna sweet you. She screamed as the man's organ prick her glory hole like a sharp needle.
We try to make life a perfect Omelette & fuck up midway. So we make Bhurji & tell people that the scrambled mess is what we always wanted.
Magic = Chess, Chess is with strategy, doing moves which people think that they are random, but they aren't random. They are part of the strategy. The same is in the magic. However, the magic, have the ability to distraction!
So you’re saying they don’t want to kill us, they want to fuck us?” “At that level of desire the two acts are interchangeable, sir.
Don't let the past fuck your future.
Dear Fuckers, You may laugh at seeing one person's situation . Just remember.. You was also in that situation.
(on the word "fuck") 'Oh, come on, Mum,' I sighed at her protest. 'It's just an old Anglo-Saxon word for the female organ which has been adopted by an inherently misogynist language as a negative epithet. It's the same as "fuck", it basically means the same as copulate, but the latter is perfectly acceptable. Why? Because copulate has its roots in Latin and Latin reminds us that we are a sophisticated, learned species, not the rutting animals that these prehistoric grunts would have us appear to be, and isn't that really the issue here? We don't want to admit that we are essentially animals? We want to distinguish ourselves from the fauna with grand conceits and elaborate language; become angels worthy of salvation, not dumb creatures consigned to an earthly, terminal end. It's just a word, Mum; a sound meaning a thing; and your disgust is just denial of a greater horror: that our consciousness is not an indication of our specialness but the terrifying key to knowing how truly insignificant we are.' She told me to got fuck myself.
Go, follow your heart and fuck yourself.
I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean.
Hello, I know that now you - father you are reading this Fuck you, fuck you, how did you decide to suicide fucking bastard!...
Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
Year Zillion “What is your contribution to society?” “I mind my own business and I always know when to shut the fuck up.” **Gets Nobel Prize** If two people are happy together, just leave them alone.
That was how he managed to convince them to allow his wife to be a part of the ritual and to allow him to watch while his wife got fucked by a “bull with a large black cock,” which was how he described it while seated in Cynthia’s living room.
(When) When you call me nugget. When you take pictures of me. When you dance. When you complement me. When you laugh. When your eyes squint as you smile. When we make love when we're sick. I fall more in love with you.
We gonna use codes... to be easily able to talk about different girls and to give them rates from 1 up to 10.