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Mindy Kaling
By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mindy Kaling

In my entire life, I never once heard either of my parents say they were stressed. That was just not a phrase I grew up being allowed to say. That, and the concept of "Me time".

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I don’t really like organizations where people are “deemed” things.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I don't have very much time to surf the net, because it's as though my boss has a tracking device on me. The instant I'm looking at a Chloe sweater on Shopbop, I'll get a call in my office with a PA asking: "Paul wants to know where you are and why you're not in the writers room, and if maybe you're online shopping.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I was obsessed with being popular when I was in high school and never achieved it. There's photos from our high school musicals and things, and I'm comically in the deep background, wearing a beggar's costume.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

If you're a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

There's the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and be like a combination of Oprah and Gwen Stefani. And have a perfume. Definitely a perfume.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I’m the one who looks at the infant, smiles nervously, and as my contribution to small talk, robotically announces to the parent, “Your child looks healthy and well cared for.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where I am.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Something that's happened recently is that I don't beat myself up about stuff.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I, like most women, I dress for other women, I think. If I was going to dress for men, I think in general I would be just wearing, like, a fitted black T-shirt and tight jeans every day.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I am slightly offended by the way busy working women my age are presented in film. I'm not, like, always barking orders into my hands-free phone device and telling people constantly, "I have no time for this!" I didn't completely forget how to be nice and feminine because I have a career.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I have a love/hate relationship with my body, Some days I'm happy with it and other days I wasn't born with Gisele Bundchen's body unfortunately, so you got to work for it - but it's okay.” Madonna “Do I sometimes look at Gisele Bündchen and wonder how awesome life would be if I never had to wear Spanx? Duh, of course. That's kind of the point of Gisele Bündchen.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

When I was growing up, I didn't do plays in downtown Boston, and my parents weren't putting me in auditions. They never thought, Oh, she has a gift! They never thought of me as an entertainer when I was a young kid.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I have a whole system down for returning online shopping: a tape gun, a printer for return labels. That has replaced traditional window shopping in my life, as I've gotten busier.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that's, to me, the best compliment anyone could ever give me.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Elizabeth Kennedy is so chic. Her gowns have such structure, I feel like a work of art.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch of your other friends? A great day, for sure, but not the beginning and certainly not the end of your friendship with a person you can't wait to talk about gardening with the for the next forty years.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

When I've acted, and it's not been something I've written or have had at least a hand in writing, I do think there is a controlling side of me that is frustrated by that. And I actually don't think that it's a bad thing, because if I'm going to be in movies, in large part they're going to be movies that I write.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

"Why is everyone trying to tell me that when you get older it gets better?" I didn't believe it, because I'm so contrarian and suspicious of everything. And then to find that it's kind of true is nice.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I don't consider myself a fashion person, I consider myself a shopping person. As a person who has girlie interests and a little bit of disposable income.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I just want ambitious teenagers to know it is totally fine to be quite, observant kids. Besides being a delight to your parents, you will find you have plenty of time later to catch up.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough to do what he did. And I have that same feeling - that there's nobody that looks like me in movies, nobody would cast me as a romantic lead, but I want to do it and I feel confident that I can.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd. I didn't have a ton of academic skills. It wasn't until I was in high school that I was like, "I guess I like writing dialogue." So that's how I got into it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mindy Kaling

If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Truthfully, I guess I would like to be remembered as a great writer and a kind person. I wouldn't mind if an expensive bag were named after me, like Jane Birkin.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I was surprised she'd heard us. When you're that low on the totem pole, you sometimes think you're so unimportant that no one can hear you. My sense of invisibility had made me loose-lipped.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

Listen, my body is attracted to your body but when you speak it makes my brain angry.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mindy Kaling

There was just Mavis and me, but it never seemed lonely because we never stopped talking. I could have an argument, in earnest, about who was the best “Kid” in the Hall, without having to explain who they were. One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about. We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don’t have to make it official. It just is.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Mindy Kaling

I don’t read them; I just hit “accept.” iTunes may own my ovaries, for all I know.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I'll call Peter Parker. I'm calling him Peter Parker because the actual guy's name was also alliterative, and because, well, it's my book and I'll name a guy I dated after Spider-Man's alter ego if I want to.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

When smart people are nice, it's always terrifying, because I know they're taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things.

By Anonym 19 Sep

Mindy Kaling

The truth is, if I were going to lose weight successfully, I would have to think about what I eat constantly. I cannot imagine a life more boring and a more time-consuming obsession than being preoccupied with what I eat.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mindy Kaling

My mother is more of an adviser. I followed everything she did when I was younger, because I looked up to her so much.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mindy Kaling

The overlap in the Venn diagram of things that men hate for women to wear and the things that I love to wear, it's almost a full overlap on the Venn diagram, which is unfortunate for me.