Best 3 947 of Dog quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Abraham Cowley

Man is too near all kinds of beasts,--a fawning dog, a roaring lion, a thieving fox, a robbing wolf, a dissembling crocodile, a treacherous decoy, and a rapacious vulture.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Temple Grandin

Cats are great with clicker training. There's a great video you can get called "Clicker Magic". There's a scene in that video where a cat is trained to go through a mini dog agility course - it's all done with food motivation and clicker training. You can train them to do all sorts of thing.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mike Huckabee

A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Margo Kaufman

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Walter E. Williams

Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Oyakhilome

Every creature reproduces after its kind. A dog gives birth to dogs, a cat gives birth to cats, a cow gives birth to cows, a monkey reproduces monkeys and a human reproduces humans. So when God gives birth, what do you think He'll reproduce? gods, of course! When God created Man, He created him in His image and after His likeness. That's why we look like Him; we have two hands the same way He has two hands. We have two legs, one head, one mouth, one nose, two ears and two eyes just like Him.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Michael Ellsberg

Learning is available at the library for free; under a tree with a dog-eared paperback; at a job with a boss who gives you responsibility and mentorship; while traveling; while leading a cause, movement, or charity; while writing a novel or composing a poem or crafting a song; while interning, apprenticing, or volunteering; while playing a sport or immersing yourself in a language; while starting a business; and now, while watching a TED talk or taking a Khan Academy class.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Dean Koontz

One of the greatest gifts we receive from dogs is the tenderness they evoke in us. The disappointments of life, the injustices, the battering events that are beyond our control, and the betrayals we endure, from those we befriended and loved, can make us cynical and turn our hearts into flint – on which only the matches of anger and bitterness can be struck into flame. By their delight in being with us, the reliable sunniness of their disposition, the joy they bring to playtime, the curiosity with which they embrace each new experience, dogs can melt cynicism,and sweeten the bitter heart.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Charles Paul

Now it would be foolish and impossible to try and prevent the manufacture of films containing Canadian snow scenes; but there is no vestige of a doubt that when exhibited overseas they have a detrimental effect of immigration . . . Everything that can be done should be done, to encourage the circulation of screen pictures that demonstrate that snow scenes and dog-trains are but a minor phase in Canadian life.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Marty Becker

The breadth and depth of what dogs do for our happiness and longevity is pretty remarkable.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tim Allen

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Jazz Feylynn

I was dog-ear tired…

By Anonym 14 Sep

Bernard

Love me, love my dog.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Michelle M. Pillow

As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kelley Armstrong

Wild dogs? Or just Clayton? -Nick Sorrentino (Bitten)

By Anonym 13 Sep

Tim Barber

Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Martin Mull

In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mabel Robinson

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Mary Roberts Rinehart

Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Dave Barry

When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little squeaky things you can hold on your lap and carry around. Zoologically speaking, these are not dogs at all; they are members of the pillow family.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Peter Kreeft

When I say "The good man gave his good dog a good meal," I use "good" analogically, for there is at the same time a similarity and a difference between a good man, a good dog, and a good meal. All three are desirable, but a good man is wise and moral, a good dog is tame and affectionate, and a good meal is tasty and nourishing. But a good man is not tasty and nourishing, except to a cannibal; a good dog is not wise and moral, except in cartoons, and a good meal is not tame and affectionate, unless it's alive as you eat it.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Breault

If man were relieved of all superstition, and all prejudice, and had replaced these with a keen sensitivity to his real environment, and moreover had achieved a level of communication so simplified that one syllable could express his every thought, then he would have achieved the level of intelligence already achieved by his dog.

By Anonym 13 Sep

James Patterson

Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where our next meal was coming from. Could we afford to feed a dog? Wait for it—no.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Anatoly Karpov

Like dogs who sniff each other when meeting, chess players have a ritual at first acquaintance: they sit down to play speed chess.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Joe Budden

I always call niggas fools for wanting to learn the hard way. When I'm really the fool for tryna teach 'em. When the blinds leading the blind. You can't reach 'em. If niggas ain't as hungry as you then why feed 'em? Niggas ain't tryna be lead then why lead 'em? Having big problems with your dogs, why breed em?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Alicia Ostriker

I have wished you dead and myself dead. How could it be otherwise. I have broken into you like a burglar. And you've set your dogs on me. And a pile of broken sticks. A child could kick. I have climbed you like a monument, gasoing, For the exercise and the view, And leaned over the railing at the top... Strong and warm, the summer wind.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mia Kirshner

One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Meg Rosoff

Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll either lock me up or tell me to get a grip and no one will believe the truth anyway.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Cynthia Heimel

Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.

By Anonym 16 Sep

John Green

It’s a mad, mad world when your best friend is a dog and your second-best friend is an automatic rifle, but such was life in the Aze.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Irving Paul Lazar

Anbody can make an easy deal, but only a true agent can sell a dog.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Neil Degrasse Tyson

I knew my interest in the universe and I owned a telescope that I bought with money I earned by walking dogs. 50 cents per walk, per dog, and that accumulated quickly. I bought a camera, a telescope. I taught myself astrophotography. I did all this.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Buddy Wakefield

You can call me an angry ghost when I'm gone, or laugh into my disposition. But my mom will still see me as her wide-eyed wanderer out behind the garage inventing ways to fend off dog attacks that will probably never happen.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Josh Billings

I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Will Estes

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life. I think that is what helped me get the role on 'Lassie', I was comfortable around the dog, where many of the kids were afraid or intimidated by Lassie.

By Anonym 15 Sep

David Letterman

When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

...they enjoyed the miracle of loving each other as much at the table as in bed, and they grew to be so happy that even when they were two worn-out old people they kept on blooming like children and playing together like dogs.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chuck Close

I build a painting by putting little marks together-some look like hot dogs, some like doughnuts.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Robert Plant

I couldn't imagine anything more horrifying than three middle aged men trying to pretend that 'Black Dog' is still significant. It's inappropriate.

By Anonym 14 Sep

David Sedaris

Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gloria Estefan

I've got nine dogs, eight birds, turtles, fish and I had wallabies at one point.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Triple H

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Margaret Cho

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Si Robertson

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Mimi Pond

In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Gimlette

Benedict Allen gives you the impression that he hasn't done any research at all, and I am sure he has. And when he is off doing his ice dogs and that sort of thing - and therefore its not only an exploration of the place but also his imagination in a sense. It's very successful as technique.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Greg Louganis

I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they're coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite. The difference between dogs and men is that you know where dogs sleep at night.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of dogs!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gene Hill

He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the part of me that can reach out into the sea. He has told me a thousand times over that I am his reason for being; by the way he rests against my leg; by the way he thumps his tail at my smallest smile; by the way he shows his hurt when I leave without taking him. (I think it makes him sick with worry when he is not along to care for me.)