Best 1 296 of Bed quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 14 Sep

Neil Gaiman

It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning, and it is astonishing how fragile that can be.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Tao Lin

She felt strange. For a moment it seemed to her that the day was already over--she was in bed, asleep, and then it was the next day and now here she was again. 'Oh,' she said.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Charlaine Harris

As I climbed up into the high old bed, the large fly in my personal ointment did the same. Had I actually told him he could get in bed with me? Well, I decided, as I wriggled down under the soft old sheets and the blanket and the comforter, if Eric had designs on me, I was just too tired to care. "Woman?" "Hmmm?" "What's your name?" "Sookie. Sookie Stackhouse." "Thank you, Sookie." "Welcome, Eric.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Milan Kundera

Oh lovers! be careful in those dangerous first days! once you've brought breakfast in bed you'll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Matthew Arnold

Creep into thy narrow bed, Creep, and let no more be said!

By Anonym 15 Sep

Tobias Crisp

Through Christ's satisfaction for sin, the very nature of afflictions changed with regard to believers. As death, which was, at first, the wages of sin, is now become a bed of rest (Is. 57:2); so afflictions are not the rod of God's anger, but the gentle medicine of a tender father.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Gabrielle Bernstein

If you're feeling stressed or anxious and you don't know why, ask yourself: What little thing led me here? Recently, I canceled on a friend because I was tired. I went to bed feeling stressed out, and I realized, I feel bad because I canceled.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lavyrle Spencer

She writhed between him and the door and he moved his mouth to her ear, whispering hoarsely, "Abbie, I'm going to take you to that bed and make love to you like you never imagined you'd be made love to again.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Mitch Hedberg

I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got around here? Well, maybe you can direct me to a chair lunch dinner.

By Anonym 15 Sep

James Russell Lowell

These pearls of thought in Persian gulfs were bred, Each softly lucent as a rounded moon; The diver Omar plucked them from their bed, Fitzgerald strung them on an English thread.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Terence Mckenna

A glacier rattles in the cupboard, the desert sighs in the bed, and the crack in the teacup opens a door to the land of the dead. The Maya call this Xibalba (Shibalba), the road to the dimension of the dead.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Brendan Gleeson

We're getting the blues about having to walk away from this whole thing. We enjoyed it a lot and it all felt good. We had a good experience on it. We thought we could do good work together. And it is unusual to get the next one, straight off the bed. John is funny. When he gets moving, he moves pretty quickly.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Skylar Grey

But do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Vance Havner

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Georges Simenon

The place smelled of fairgrounds, of lazy crowds, of nights when you stayed out because you couldn't go to bed, and it smelled like New York, of its calm and brutal indifference.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Byron Katie

I used to sleep on the floor next to the bed, because I believed that I didn't even deserve a bed to sleep in. And then, one morning, a cockroach crawled onto my leg. I looked at it, and suddenly I awoke from a kind of hypnotic trance in which I had been all my life.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Linda Pastan

I have dreamed of our bed as if it were a shore where we would be washed up, not this striped mattress we must cover with sheets. [from "After an Absence"]

By Anonym 13 Sep

Jethro Tull

I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.

By Anonym 14 Sep

James Agate

My mind is not a bed to be made and remade.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Sherwood Anderson

The writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Paris Hilton

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

By Anonym 14 Sep

Stephen Chbosky

I was in my bed trying to figure out why sometimes you can wake up and go back to sleep and other times you can't

By Anonym 14 Sep

Lea Thompson

My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'

By Anonym 15 Sep

Marilyn Monroe

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sue Grafton

It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.

By Anonym 13 Sep

James C. Collins

Genuine confidence is what launches you out of bed in the morning, and through your day with a spring in your step.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Gena Showalter

See? This was how he’d gotten me to fall in love with him. At times like this he made me feel like the most treasured woman in the world. “So you don’t remember doing this to me? Naked? In the shower? On the bed? On the floor?” With Matt Damon? Okay, how had the Sarah Silverman video gotten in my head, now of all times?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Georgina Chapman

I didn't finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And the tulle came back from India all brown. We had to wash it for hours, but that didn't dissuade me from wearing it.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Diana Pharaoh Francis

There were some days that deserved to be drowned at birth and everyone sent back to bed with a hot brandy, a box of chocolates and a warm, energetic companion. Today was without question one of those days.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ivan Chermayeff

Good design should follow looking into the products and reputation of clients who approach you, but this does not mean you have to follow them into bed.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Vladimir Nabokov

My Carmen," I said (I used to call her that sometimes) "we shall leave this raw sore town as soon as you get out of bed." "... Because, really," I continued, "there is no point in staying here." "There is no point in staying anywhere," said Lolita.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Sue Monk Kidd

Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could be Monday and I'd have on underwear saying Thursday. I just didn't care.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Rush Limbaugh

The Republican Party is in a predicament that it made itself. It made its own bed, and now they don't want to lay in it.

By Anonym 18 Sep

Michael Grant

Sam was stiff and tired. He crept onto the houseboat, careful not to wake anyone, and sidled down the narrow passage to his bunk. The shades were drawn and of course there were no lights, so he felt his way to the edge of his bed and crawled across it on hands and knees to find his pillow. He collapsed on his back. But even at the edge of sleep he was aware of something different about the bed. Then he felt soft breath on his cheek. He turned and her lips were on his. Not gentle. Not soft. She kissed him hard, and it was like he’d been awakened by an electric power line. She kissed him and slid on top of him. Their bodies did the rest. At some point in the hours that followed he said, “Astrid?” “Don’t you think you should have made sure of that about three times ago?” Astrid said in her familiar, slightly condescending tone. They said many things to each other after that, but nothing that involved words.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Graham Stuart Thomas

My own preference is for mixed (beds) where there are ...groups of larger shrubs on corners and elsewhere to give shape to the views and to create surprises.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Simon Raven

Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.

By Anonym 13 Sep

William Butler Yeats

Fair and foul are near of kin And fair needs foul," I cried. "My friends are gone, but that's a truth Nor grave nor bed denied.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Cindy Adams

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleepy and getting up when they are!

By Anonym 13 Sep

Karl Lagerfeld

A book has to be easy to open and you don't have to be a bodybuilder to lift it. I like books I can read in bed. Those big tombstones would kill me.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Kris Kristofferson

The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Liza Minnelli

I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Robert Southey

Whoever has tasted the breath of morning knows that the most invigorating and most delightful hours of then day are commonly spent in bed; though it is the evident intention of nature that we should enjoy and profit by them.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Pete Cashmore

The Internet was appealing partly because it was something I could do in bed and feel like I was achieving something. I had an operation when I was 13 and ended up with complications, so I was in and out of the hospital. The bottom line is you can get through health challenges. It's part of why I was so driven.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Ian Mckellen

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Groucho Marx

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Richard Simmons

Therell always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying this little bean from El Salvador.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Megan Whalen Turner

The queen was settling on the edge of the bed, ungainly with hesitation and at the same time exquisite in her grace, like a heron landing in a treetop.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Linda Evangelista

I was a hoarder, and I got rid of everything. Now nothing comes in my home unless it has a purpose. And decor is not a purpose. Home is New York apartment with a table, a bed and sofas. That's it. Everything else is gone.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Linda Ronstadt

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.