Best 128 of Bragging quotes - MyQuotes

By Anonym 18 Sep

Polly Shulman

So how did you get this job, anyway?' I asked. 'My science teacher.' 'Why'd he pick you?' 'For my brains and good looks, obviously.' 'Yeah, right. My social studies teacher picked me, but I can't really figure out why." 'For your brains and good looks, obviously.' 'Um, thanks.' Had Aaron just complimented me? Wow.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Baratunde Thurston

2010 Foursquare Mayor Of The Year

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicki Minaj

White girls tell me Hey Nicki your camp rules! Is that why you get more head than shampoos?

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

And my wrist froze STAGE FRIGHT

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter

By Anonym 15 Sep

Drake

This is nothin for the radio... but they'll still play it though

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

In this very moment I'm king In this very moment I slayed Goliath with a sling

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up & chunk the deuce up

By Anonym 13 Sep

Drake

Drug dealers live vicariously through me

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicki Minaj

Yeah I took the spot she gone POOF

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

He toss my salad like his name Romaine

By Anonym 13 Sep

Dizzy Dean

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Nicki Minaj

That means I gotta fly like a movie no commercial That's Young Money, Cash Money yeah I'm universal

By Anonym 13 Sep

Drake

Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Cassandra Clare

You must be Magnus Bane,” the blonde said. “I’ve heard a lot about you from Simon.” “I can’t blame him for bragging,” said Magnus.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Rob Malda

Slashdot. I did that.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Nicki Minaj

My net worth, that net works. Keep my shooters out in Brooklyn where the Nets work.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Steve Guttenberg

I'm not bragging but my movies have grossed well over a billion dollars.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicki Minaj

When he come up in the club he be blazin up Got stacks on deck like he savin up

By Anonym 14 Sep

Nicki Minaj

My features & my shows 10 times your pay 50k for a verse no album out

By Anonym 13 Sep

Floyd Mayweather

I don't fight for bragging rights.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

I'm brandin', I aint talking bout Presley. I keep a sniper, I aint talking bout Wesley.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Jen Mann

One of these days I’m going to be surrounded by so many young gifted athletes. There must be something in the water, because everyone’s kid is a prodigy of some kind, except for mine. Gomer is a bit of a lumberer on the soccer field, and when Adolpha practices her ballet, she has the grace of a baby giraffe. They’re so like their mother. I couldn’t be prouder of my little underachievers.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Drake

Shout out to all my niggas livin tax free. Nowadays it's six figures when they tax me.

By Anonym 20 Sep

Jessica Hagy

Your greatest accomplishments, no matter how impressive you think them to be, are some else's worst nightmare. Your most prized possession is another man's disgusting chunk of trash. Be careful what you brag about.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

I'm such a maniac. Where wayne at, I'm tryna get sum brainiac.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Olivia Sudjic

It continues to impress me how fluently Americans, even immigrants like her, speak of their achievements.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Drake

I can get money with my eyes closed

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicki Minaj

This stone is flawless F1 I keep shooters up top in the F1

By Anonym 16 Sep

Criss Jami

False humility is quite like the worst of both worlds: both that of Meekness and that of Conceit.

By Anonym 17 Sep

Donna Lynn Hope

Not only are the poorest people the most generous but they don't expect anything in return, least of all recognition from others by means of showing off or posting a humble brag like so many from average society do and you can identify these people through the abundance of photos they post, literally with their hands in the air, showing off what they've done for the "less fortunate." I guess they missed the part where God said to be humble and to do good works in private.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Drake

They sayin I'm back, I agree with that.

By Anonym 13 Sep

John Donne

Between these two, the denying of sins, which we have done, and the bragging of sins, which we have not done, what a space, what a compass is there, for millions of millions of sins!

By Anonym 16 Sep

Donna Lynn Hope

If you have to boast about what you do for a living to attract attention, attraction or approval, then you’re seeking the wrong kind of people for it has nothing to do with who you are and everything to do with what you do. Is that the kind of people you want? The ones who are more attracted to your status than you?

By Anonym 14 Sep

Anderson Cooper

Let's just be clear: The reason this has been making headlines is because Donald Trump was discussing and bragging about sexual assault 11 years ago on a bus.It's not Hillary Clinton who put those words in his mouth.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Drake

My office is my tour bus.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Henry Kirke White

I, a Laconian dog, can bite again: Yes, I can make the Daunian tiger flee, Much more a bragging, foul-mouth'd whelp like thee.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Evan Esar

The only way to cure an egotist from bragging is by surgery--amputation at the neck.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Owen Feltham

All men will be Peters in their bragging tongue, and most men will be Peters in their base denial; but few men will be Peters in their quick repentance.

By Anonym 14 Sep

Nicki Minaj

I was on the plane with Dwayne You can call me Whitley, I go to Hillman

By Anonym 15 Sep

Curt Flood

There is no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth.

By Anonym 16 Sep

Roberto Hogue

It’s probably a pretty safe bet to stay away from anyone who brags about their skills in bed. They are typically only well versed in their own pleasure and who wants a dude like that anyway? No mystery, no class, and almost always: all talk. The Talker is a Regular Guy with a marketing plan.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Vanna Bonta

To a friend, achievement is good news, to an enemy, it's bragging.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Brad Pitt

In Missouri, where I come from, we don't talk about what we do - we just do it. If we talk about it, it's seen as bragging.

By Anonym 13 Sep

Nicki Minaj

Bought the president the Louis presidential briefcase Never been a cheapskate

By Anonym 13 Sep

Chris Messina

Invented the #hashtag.

By Anonym 15 Sep

Nicki Minaj

Winter Wonderland is on my hand, it's kinda rocky

By Anonym 18 Sep

Cic Mellace

People don’t care about this kind of stuff, ya know? We want self-improvement, not self-knowledge. We want change,” he motioned with his hands in a strange attempt to mock modern-day hipsters' version of change, “But not for any particular reason. We want to do good deeds but only if we can tell others about it. We want all sorts of ideals, not for their own sake, but rather for the sake of appearances. We don’t want knowledge; we want to show others we have knowledge.