Best 128 of Bragging quotes - MyQuotes
So how did you get this job, anyway?' I asked. 'My science teacher.' 'Why'd he pick you?' 'For my brains and good looks, obviously.' 'Yeah, right. My social studies teacher picked me, but I can't really figure out why." 'For your brains and good looks, obviously.' 'Um, thanks.' Had Aaron just complimented me? Wow.
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White girls tell me Hey Nicki your camp rules! Is that why you get more head than shampoos?
And my wrist froze STAGE FRIGHT
I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter
This is nothin for the radio... but they'll still play it though
In this very moment I'm king In this very moment I slayed Goliath with a sling
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up & chunk the deuce up
Drug dealers live vicariously through me
Yeah I took the spot she gone POOF
I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
It ain't bragging if you can do it.
That means I gotta fly like a movie no commercial That's Young Money, Cash Money yeah I'm universal
Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.
You must be Magnus Bane,” the blonde said. “I’ve heard a lot about you from Simon.” “I can’t blame him for bragging,” said Magnus.
Slashdot. I did that.
My net worth, that net works. Keep my shooters out in Brooklyn where the Nets work.
I'm not bragging but my movies have grossed well over a billion dollars.
When he come up in the club he be blazin up Got stacks on deck like he savin up
My features & my shows 10 times your pay 50k for a verse no album out
I don't fight for bragging rights.
I'm brandin', I aint talking bout Presley. I keep a sniper, I aint talking bout Wesley.
One of these days I’m going to be surrounded by so many young gifted athletes. There must be something in the water, because everyone’s kid is a prodigy of some kind, except for mine. Gomer is a bit of a lumberer on the soccer field, and when Adolpha practices her ballet, she has the grace of a baby giraffe. They’re so like their mother. I couldn’t be prouder of my little underachievers.
Shout out to all my niggas livin tax free. Nowadays it's six figures when they tax me.
Your greatest accomplishments, no matter how impressive you think them to be, are some else's worst nightmare. Your most prized possession is another man's disgusting chunk of trash. Be careful what you brag about.
I'm such a maniac. Where wayne at, I'm tryna get sum brainiac.
It continues to impress me how fluently Americans, even immigrants like her, speak of their achievements.
I can get money with my eyes closed
This stone is flawless F1 I keep shooters up top in the F1
False humility is quite like the worst of both worlds: both that of Meekness and that of Conceit.
Donna Lynn Hope
Not only are the poorest people the most generous but they don't expect anything in return, least of all recognition from others by means of showing off or posting a humble brag like so many from average society do and you can identify these people through the abundance of photos they post, literally with their hands in the air, showing off what they've done for the "less fortunate." I guess they missed the part where God said to be humble and to do good works in private.
They sayin I'm back, I agree with that.
Between these two, the denying of sins, which we have done, and the bragging of sins, which we have not done, what a space, what a compass is there, for millions of millions of sins!
Donna Lynn Hope
If you have to boast about what you do for a living to attract attention, attraction or approval, then you’re seeking the wrong kind of people for it has nothing to do with who you are and everything to do with what you do. Is that the kind of people you want? The ones who are more attracted to your status than you?
Let's just be clear: The reason this has been making headlines is because Donald Trump was discussing and bragging about sexual assault 11 years ago on a bus.It's not Hillary Clinton who put those words in his mouth.
My office is my tour bus.
I, a Laconian dog, can bite again: Yes, I can make the Daunian tiger flee, Much more a bragging, foul-mouth'd whelp like thee.
The only way to cure an egotist from bragging is by surgery--amputation at the neck.
All men will be Peters in their bragging tongue, and most men will be Peters in their base denial; but few men will be Peters in their quick repentance.
I was on the plane with Dwayne You can call me Whitley, I go to Hillman
There is no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth.
It’s probably a pretty safe bet to stay away from anyone who brags about their skills in bed. They are typically only well versed in their own pleasure and who wants a dude like that anyway? No mystery, no class, and almost always: all talk. The Talker is a Regular Guy with a marketing plan.
I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.
To a friend, achievement is good news, to an enemy, it's bragging.
In Missouri, where I come from, we don't talk about what we do - we just do it. If we talk about it, it's seen as bragging.
Bought the president the Louis presidential briefcase Never been a cheapskate
Invented the #hashtag.
Winter Wonderland is on my hand, it's kinda rocky
People don’t care about this kind of stuff, ya know? We want self-improvement, not self-knowledge. We want change,” he motioned with his hands in a strange attempt to mock modern-day hipsters' version of change, “But not for any particular reason. We want to do good deeds but only if we can tell others about it. We want all sorts of ideals, not for their own sake, but rather for the sake of appearances. We don’t want knowledge; we want to show others we have knowledge.