Best 18 quotes of Lilian Jackson Braun on MyQuotes

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something. -James Mackintosh Qwilleran

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.

that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.