Best 22 quotes of Eamon Dunphy on MyQuotes

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

Found out. A nothing player.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.