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    About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

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    A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

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    An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.

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    A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

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    His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

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    [History is] petrified imagination.

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    If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

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    If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

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    If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

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    It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

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    It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

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    Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

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    Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

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    You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.