Best 8 quotes of Michael Flanders on MyQuotes

A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Eating people is wrong...

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.

In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!

January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February's ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wintry wind / Would thou wer't not so unkind / April brings the sweet spring showers / On and on for hours and hours.

One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science; they can't talk to us because they don't understand anything else, poor dears.

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!