Best 36 quotes of Brian Clough on MyQuotes

Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.

Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius.

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.

Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.

Bill eventually became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, and produced such a dazzling team at White Hart Lane that they won the double and played the game in a way that was an object lesson to everybody.

Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!

I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine.

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job.

If any one of my players isn’t interfering with play, they’re not getting paid.

If a player is not interfering with play then he shouldn't be on the pitch.

If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!

I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for three points this afternoon.' They knew how important it was to give everything in the cause of victory. Every time. That's why my granny enjoyed more lives than my cat.

I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

It only takes a second to score a goal.

I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me.

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.

My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead.

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.

That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.

There are more hooligans in the House of Commons than at a football match.

The ugliest player I ever signed was Kenny Burns.

They love me for what I'm not They hate me for what I am.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.