Best 33 quotes of Kathy Lette on MyQuotes

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Home is where the heartache is.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you

I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.

It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death - Victoria

The idea that there's someone for everyone is mathematically impossible. I found my Mr Right and he ended up being a Right Bastard. As did yours.

When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'" - Lockie