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James Alan Gardner

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    James Alan Gardner

    Ah, but I am more perceptive than most of the universe. Especially the parts of the universe that are vacuum.

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    James Alan Gardner

    Deliberate choices are the only sacred things in the universe. Everything else is just hydrogen.

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    James Alan Gardner

    Don't be a little paranoid; worry about everything, or let it all go.

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    James Alan Gardner

    Everyone's life is a mess. Everyone's. We all make mistakes . . . and not just little slip-ups. Major mistakes that hurt us and other people.

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    James Alan Gardner

    Fate does not invite ugly boring people to save the world; and if you do try to save the world (without being beautiful, strong, clever, or wise), you will soon die pointlessly and how much adventure is there in that?

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    James Alan Gardner

    Having a perilous adventure is always better than comatose safety. Always, always, always, always, always.

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    James Alan Gardner

    I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all.

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    James Alan Gardner

    I hated relying on luck. When it worked, it made me feel so damned eerie.

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    James Alan Gardner

    Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit.

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    James Alan Gardner

    Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty, and some see it crawling with toxic alien parasites who want to devour your pancreas.

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    James Alan Gardner

    That's the first rule of command; be consistent! You can be sadistic, you can be lazy, you can be stupid, but if you're consistent the crew will still let you sit in when they play dominoes.

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    James Alan Gardner

    The way past despair and false hope is just letting go. It doesn't improve your odds of survival, but it doesn't waste mental energy.

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    James Alan Gardner

    What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time?

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    James Alan Gardner

    You don’t free yourself from duty by running away. That only increases the weight on your shoulders.

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    James Alan Gardner

    Don't be such a party-pooper, missy --when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope.

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    James Alan Gardner

    The council is a place where everyone schemes against everyone else, and people talk incessantly about Power with a capital "Pow".

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    James Alan Gardner

    You clutch your comfortable excuses, saying, Someday I'll be brave, it won't take a lot, just give me one more chance and this time I'll grab it. .