Best 17 quotes of David Walton on MyQuotes

A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on the floor, I explain it as if they're a 25-year-old that hasn't quite figured it out yet.

Chemistrys a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.

If you will excuse me, your coat lapels are badly twisted downward, where they have been grasped by the pertinacious New York reporters.

I graduated from Brown in 2001, moved to New York, and spent a year and a half just looking up Backstage magazine auditions and grinding.

I grew up around a lot of feminine energy.

My family took me to church when I was like 4 years old, and I had to be in a pageant, and I was playing Jesus.

My wife likes the hockey smell because its the smell of a warrior.

Teasing was big in my family, and there is a wonderful way to tease and make people feel more loved.

When you're kissing on camera, it becomes an issue visually. It looks like a skinny dinosaur creature is trying to kiss someone. It doesn't look good. It does not look like the classic romance kisses. If an actress is 5'3" and I don't bend down to kiss her, she would probably be kissing my lower sternum.

You can't be trying to be funny. As an adult actor, sometimes I'll muddle it up by over-thinking things.

I guess if you’re smart enough, you can do and say what you like and people just call you eccentric. It’s like being old.” “Or rich,” Alex said.

I wasn’t sure how I felt about there being another me sharing space in the universe. Would I even like myself?

People tend to romanticise consciousness, as if it’s something spiritual. It’s just a word we use to describe complexity.

Someday you'll understand. You'll have your own children, and they'll mean more to you than the world. A wife has to defend her children, even against her own husband. Not that I expect you to be easily cowed. But sometimes, despite all you say and do, your husband won't be dissuaded from folly. When that happens, as a mother you have to close ranks. Your first responsibility is to your children. To salvage what you can. Even if they hate you for it.

The truth is, everyone is confused by quantum physics.

The universe is a quantum computer. Since you can simulate any set of particle interactions with a quantum computer made of the same number of particles, then there’s no practical difference between the universe and a quantum computer simulating the universe.

You are so hot,” I said. “How hot?” she asked, toying with the hem of the shirt. “Ionising radiation hot,” I said. “Neutral pion decay hot.” Elena snorted. “You’re such a romantic,” she said.