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    Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

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    Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.

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    Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

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    I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

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    I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

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    I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

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    I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

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    Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just go and hold their hand. If they then try to kiss you and you don't like it, you can push them over. If your aunty gives you a Christmas present that you're not too keen on, you can throw it back in her face and burst into tears. You can gallop freely. You can skip. Children have got it right. The tragedy is, none of this is permissible as an adult. Although one thing surely is – and I'll bet you know what I'm going to say – that's right, the galloping. Such fun!

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    I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

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    I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

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    I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.

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    I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

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    I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

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    I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.

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    I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

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    It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

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    It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

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    I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

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    Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

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    Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

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    Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

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    Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

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    My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

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    My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

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    No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

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    No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

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    Pessimism is my default setting.

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    some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

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    The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

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    There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

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    Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

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    We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.

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    We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

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    You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

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    I tried to be grown up but I have no interest in abiding by the adult rulebook. I want to do fun things that make me happy [...] You might call me a child. Good. For if adults had even the slightest in-the-moment joy of a child then frankly the world would be a better place.