Best 74 quotes of Donald Glover on MyQuotes

Also, I realized a lot of kids are listening to me. Whether I want to be or not, they're looking up to me.

Black culture is a fight. We want to hold on to what we are, but sometimes the things that we are can be totally negative. You have to think: can't we try something new and not be seen as suspect?

Black men struggle with masculinity so much. The idea that we must always be strong really presses us all down - it keeps us from growing.

Bright lights, they tend to burn out fast. So I shine bright, but I'm scared that it won't last.

But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.

Careers very rarely are a waste of time; jobs usually are.

Don't add an eezy to my name, 'cause it has never been that'

Dress like a gentleman, but my mouth is never civilized.

Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough now text me pics saying you can tear this up!

I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.

I don't even think I'm that good at rapping, but I think what makes a great rapper - what CAN make a great rapper - is someone who wants to be better.

I don't think I'm good, I don't think I'm a good rapper. I think a lot of people always want me to battle somebody and stuff like that which is cool, but I don't see myself as a rapper.

I feel like... I don't have a wife, I don't have a kids, but... I see rappers and I'm like, I know that's fake. I know how much you make, this is all bullshit. But people are buying into it, and you shouldn't have that power. I'm legit trying to make honest moves so that all of us can grow. I want to make a show where my sister can work on and become a producer because she can't get in, no one's leting her. I want to make things where people can actually grow. A place where people can actually be honest.

I feel like there's a lot of rappers that could out-rap me and I wouldn't want to face any of them.

I felt like high school for me was like a big whirlpool of me trying to figure out what was OK for me to do.

If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's

If you like strange, specific stuff - that's a nerd. Kanye West is a black nerd. He likes strange, specific stuff. If you go up to Kanye West and say, 'Hey, what are your favorite things?' He'll be like, 'Robots and teddy bears.' That's a nerd.

If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think.'

I hate it when you really think you're getting something good... and you don't listen to your dudes when you really should.

I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.

I have to say it's better to be an actor, only because people worry about what time you go to sleep and what you dress like. As opposed to a writer, where it's like, "Oh I'm in my New York University sweatshirt and I'm not wearing pants." You're not worried about what you're eating or anything. It's all a part of your process.

I hope a kid listens to my stuff, I hope there's a change made and at least somebody walks away with: "I'm doing this because I like it." People are going to hate it and that's okay, but I have to do it because my happiness is important too, it's worth it.

I keep it wrapped until i meet the right one 'Cause I ain't Mumford, I ain't trying to have sons

I like horror films and romance films. Films where you're going in being like, 'I'm coming here to be scared or to fall in love.' You have a goal.

I lost my virginity junior year of college, I was 21... I was awkward, and I was raised Jehovah's Witness so I thought sex was bad, I thought I was going to go to hell, and get AIDS immediately.

I'm a big PAX person... just because it's accessible. I feel like between the weed and the wax it's kind of like BetaMax and VHS. You can carry it around, people don't really know what it is, no smell.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

I'm trying hard not to use a specific reference, but you'll probably know it's you after the first sentence.

I'm very impatient, so I was like, 'I want to be able to do whatever I want now.' But even the biggest stars - you look back and they weren't overnight.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

I think that's what makes a good rapper. Somebody who wants to push themselves and their audience further.

It makes me wonder what this rapping shits a hobby for, oh that's right, because I'm gifted in another field, and another field, and another field.

I try and go to as many places as possible. It's really cool that I even get to see different places.

I would never challenge any rapper to a rap-off. It's weird, I'm not that type of rapper.

L.A. is such a different place. I miss New York so much. I almost teared up when I came back and wanted a Guinness and realized I could drink it and take a cab home. I remembered that I could be a functional alcoholic in New York, like I used to be!

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

Most people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say 'No, I'm Crispin Glover's son.' Then we stare at each other for a long time.

My swag is always capital and live in north Virginia.

Never kiss in public, but at home I am affectionate.

One thing my dad once said to me, "You either want to be right, or you want to be happy. To be happy, there's gotta be a conversation.

People are sometimes like: "Oh man, you're so talented and you do a bunch of stuff." I'm not! I swear to god, I'm not. I just like learning stuff, I like doing stuff. And I feel like everybody can definitely do it.

Rapper, just puts so much connotation on who you are and what is exposed. Even if a lot of it is out-dated, people still bring a lot to it.

Revenge is for the weak so I have settled my vendettas with all of the kids who made my early life a living hell.

Suicide is kinda dumb to me. If I wanna kill myself I will. It's not hard to die, I could do it like right now. But why is everybody pretending like everything's ok, Everything's not ok. We are more connected than we've ever been, But I feel more alone than I've ever been.

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.

The emotional aspects of a wilderness experience might be compared to a religious experience. It is particularly valuable for those people whose unconscious associations of pain and discomfort in relationships to man render a deity in human form impossible. Christianity is unacceptable to some people because of the use of the human symbol, but some who can't accept Christ can gain a tremendous sense of peace from relating to uncontaminated areas.

The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

There are some rappers out there that I listen to, that I'm like: "You are really good but you could be like the Michael Jordan of rap if you applied yourself." There's a lot of people who are better at basketball than Michael Jordan, but Michael Jordan just wanted to be Michael Jordan, more.