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    Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.

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    As far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand

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    At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.

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    At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

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    Be yourself -- it's the one thing you can do better than anyone else.

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    Broadway has been very good to me. But then, I've been very good to broadway.

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    [Cole Porter] sang like a hinge.

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    Eisenhower was my war hero and the President I admire and respect most

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    Everything's coming up roses - for me.

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    I attend surprisingly few shows. The type of theater that is popular today just doesn't appeal to me.

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    I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.

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    I have plenty of invitations to go places, lots to do. If I'm not working, I go to have my hair taken care of and work at needlepoint

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    I'll pat myself on the back and admit I have talent. Beyond that, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time

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    I mentioned that I was thinking of getting out of the business after Call Me Madam. I thought maybe I should become a homebody.

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    I preferred delivering my performance in person. I liked to be in control. You couldn't be in films.

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    I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath the booth and said to the lady in the next stall, 'I beg your pardon, do you happen to have any toilet tissue in there?' The lady said no. So Tallulah said, 'Well, then, dahling, do you have two fives for a ten?'

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    I told her that there was something about Christmas carols that always brought tears to my eyes. I added that I also cry at weddings. To me weddings are very solemn occasions. I should have cried at a couple of my own.

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    I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame

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    I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.

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    I've never suffered stage fright. That fascinates people.

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    I was born in my parents' bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33?

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    I was lucky enough to have the songs in my first show written by George and Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter wrote five shows for me

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    I wasn't straining at the bit to become a movie star any more than I had plotted to get out of vaudeville and into Broadway musicals

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    I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes

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    I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano

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    Legend has it that when God created me, he gave me a big distinctive voice, a lot of boldness and no heart.

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    Mom and Pop were proud of my popularity, but from their point of view, show business was no way to make a living.

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    Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.

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    Music, in the past few years... anything singable or understandable is square.

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    My beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be

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    My career at Warner Brothers consisted of one musical short subject. I was running around in a bear skin. Very chic.

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    My father taught me to read music and play the piano-but not well, even though people have said that I'm a natural musician

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    Now what kind of an attitude is that, 'These things happen?' They only happen because this whole country is just full of people who, when these things happen, they just say, 'These things happen,' and that's why they happen! We gotta have control of what happens to us.

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    Of my four marriages, the one to Bob Levitt is the only one I don't regret

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    The only things I read are gossip columns. If I read three pages of a book, I'm out like a light. When I pick up the book again, I've forgotten what I've read and have to start over again. By page three, even if I've just awakened from a nine -hour nap, I fall asleep again. So if anyone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.

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    There have been people who have tried to take advantage of me. They want to be linked to me just because I'm Ethel Merman.

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    There's such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn't appropriate another's inventions

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    When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest

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    When you are in deep conflict about something, sometimes the most trivial thing can tip the scales.