Best 29 quotes of Zlatan Ibrahimovic on MyQuotes

An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.

A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!

England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.

Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.

I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.

I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.

I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.

PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.

You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.

You don't need a team leader, you need quality.

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.

Mi hanno chiesto spesso, ovviamente, che cosa avrei fatto se non fossi diventato un calciatore. Non ne ho la più pallida idea. Forse sarei diventato un criminale.