Best 7 quotes of Michael Winner on MyQuotes

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

As you get older, you have more time on your hands. Some people do croswords and others jigsaws, but I garden.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

But when you look at the rubbish who are getting these awards and the absolute non-service they have given to the nation other than financing or working for political parties, you say, 'What company am I in?'

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

The truth of the matter is that muggers are very interesting people.

Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.