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    As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

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    As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

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    If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

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    My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died.  He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy.  You'll soon find out that you don't care that much about being right.

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.