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    Neal Brennan

    Brent Weinbach made [Gangster Party Line].I guess I saw it when it first came out. And that is so goddamn funny to me. The guys are real dudes and they're not good, but they're also good enough.

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    Neal Brennan

    If there are older black people in the audience that I can see I will not say the n-word. I know they grew up with a different meaning.

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    Neal Brennan

    If the word police want to come and get me, they can come and get me. If someone wants to blog about me, fine. The bloggers can come and get me. I clearly say the n-word in public, eight times. I think that's the count.

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    Neal Brennan

    If you're into social justice it's hard not to be on black people's side.

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    Neal Brennan

    I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction.

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    Neal Brennan

    I'm making fun of midwestern homophobia [in the joke], but I'm still saying faggot. And almost every month as I'm doing that joke it gets five percent less of a laugh.

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    Neal Brennan

    I think that [Eddie Murphy's famous "White Like Me"] is probably the first time I thought, "Oh. Being black is different. That is a totally different experience.

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    Neal Brennan

    Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot.

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    Neal Brennan

    Movies are grander, with (in my experience) more heavy weight chefs in the kitchen: the studio, the producers, the writers. All of them get to weigh in and you have to listen to all of them because they hired you. With TV, it's a way smaller scale, with only a few people weighing in.

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    Neal Brennan

    People get way too much credit at funerals.

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    Neal Brennan

    [Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique, and he has an amazing comedy mind.

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    Neal Brennan

    Slavery is the most insane thing... I don't know that we've ever seen in history, but it's got to be close. The idea of slavery is such a base impulse. It's like, "I'm going to kidnap you and then you're going to do everything I want." Like, what? And then there's the historical aspect. It had a huge effect on human history.

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    Neal Brennan

    Team America must have been the biggest pain in the ass. And if we want to talk well-organized, they got Bill Pope, who is the DP on The Matrix, because he was just like, "I want to do something less serious.

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    Neal Brennan

    There are words that I wouldn't say because they hurt people's feelings. I just happen to be a white guy who writes for a lot of black comedians but if I wrote for a lot of gay comedians there might be stuff I would say then.

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    Neal Brennan

    The victory of the show is in the writing. Coming up with sketches and stand-up bits. The rest is just hitting buttons on a machine more or less.

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    Neal Brennan

    When I say the n-word, black people are clear that I'm on their side. And it's not disingenuous - I am on black people's side, clearly.

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    Neal Brennan

    With comics it's very close, like, "I don't want to say anything onstage that I wouldn't say offstage." Or vice versa. I say "faggot" in my special and in the joke I am the faggot, if that makes sense.