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    Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

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    Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

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    Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

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    Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

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    Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

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    In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

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    Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!

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    Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

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    My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

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    We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.