Best 12 quotes of Abe Lemons on MyQuotes

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

You always catch the wrong players.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.