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    Committee, n.: A group of people that, when given the task of deciding whether to start array indices from either 0 or 1, compromises to declare that they are to start from 0.5.

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    Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.

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    Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

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    Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

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    There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers run.

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    Database Management System [Origin: Data + Latin basus "low, mean, vile, menial, degrading, ounterfeit."] A complex set of interrelational data structures allowing data to be lost in many convenient sequences while retaining a complete record of the logical relations between the missing items. -- From The Devil's DP Dictionary