Best 4 quotes of John Wagner on MyQuotes

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!

Thanks to the invention of the telescope, planets that are 100 billion miles away look to be only 50 billion miles away.

In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense! -Judge Dredd