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    Joanne Fluke

    If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

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    Joanne Fluke

    If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.

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    IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.

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    Joanne Fluke

    Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes. Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage?

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    Joanne Fluke

    P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.

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    She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more.

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    Joanne Fluke

    The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.

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    As she traveled down the lane between the rows of parked cars, she noticed a conspicuous absence of new or expensive vehicles. Teaching didn't pay well enough for any luxuries, and Hannah thought that was a shame. There was something really wrong with  the system when a teacher could make more money flipping burgers at a fast-food chain.

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    Joanne Fluke

    Make sure you wear something appropriate, dear. You never know who you’ll run into and it’s always smart to look your best.