Best 10 quotes of Ring Lardner on MyQuotes

Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before Prohibition.

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

How do you look when I'm sober?

Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some like them only at sweet sixteen. Some like them dark,some like them light. Some like them in the park,late at night. Some like them fickle,some like them true, But the time I like them is when they're like you

The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have

They gave each other a smile with a future in it.

Try to make the time frame the minimum the story will permit.

Are you lost, Daddy?" I asked tenderly. "Shut up," he explained.

He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.

Some of ours is so crooked they can't lay in a birth only when the trains making a curve.