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    All's fair if you have a really good attorney.

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    If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

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    I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

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    I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.

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    My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

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    When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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    Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game