Best 35 quotes of Jesse Petersen on MyQuotes

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye

Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.

Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.

Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.

Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.

Do what you love and the zombies will follow.

Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.

Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.

Fake it til you make it. Just make it.

Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know?

I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

Make requests, not demands. example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.

Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.

Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.

Rich dad, poor zombie.

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.

Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell.

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.

The question: What color is my parachute? The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.

The seven habits of highly effective zombies. Hint - most of them involve eating your brains.

Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it.

Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.