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    Tim Heaton

    Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.

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    Explaining the myriad delights of a football Saturday in the South to anyone who has not enjoyed them may be impossible – like trying to describe the ocean to a blind man.

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    I am often asked “Why do Southerners still care about the Civil War?”… “Because defeat was unconditional and the land still occupied.

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    If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.

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    I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.

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    In the South, history clings to you like a wet blanket. Outside your door the past awaits in Indian mounds, plantation ruins, heaving sidewalks and homestead graveyards; each slowly reclaimed by the kudzu of time.

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    It’s not difficult telling enemies from friends. • Your enemies say, “You don’t need to work hard.” Your friends say, “Always do your best.” • Your enemies say, “Just quit.” Your friends say, “Never give up.” • Your enemies say, “No one will ever know.” Your friends say, “Always do the right thing.” • Your enemies say, “Let’s get high.” Your friends say, “Rest in Peace.

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    Magic of Southern expressions? Similes and metaphorical allusions. They are the yellow highlighter of conversation.

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    The further your job is from the money, the closer you are to the bullshit.

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    Tim Heaton

    Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.