Best 5 quotes of Stewart Lee Beck on MyQuotes

As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.

I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.

I'm online, therefore I am.

Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?

My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.